First time having sex, Then she breaks up with me?? wtf (boring)

[LeatherFace]

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you tell her you're coming over to make her dinner and you pop in a tombstone?

you live next door to this chick?

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Ya well wtf was I suppose to do? Use her parents stuff and make a big mess? Yes, I live next door thats how I met her.

[mbillie1]

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Yes, I live next door thats how I met her.

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This can only end badly I'm afraid... that's a proximity alert.

[Poofler]

I think she was probably weirded out by the sex. It can change the way a girl thinks about you after the first time.

[LeatherFace]

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I think she was probably weirded out by the sex. It can change the way a girl thinks about you after the first time.

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Do you think I should tell her that was my first time? I told her I had done it before because I read that girls dont like guy virgins.

[Poofler]

I don't know, my comment was just a wild guess. My next wild guess would be that telling her you lied about not being a virgin is bad.

[skunkworks]

Guys, don't feed the trolls.

[swannypoker]

i normally just lurk, but i just have to say, this made me laugh sooo friggin hard. especially the "farting" bit....hahaha! classic stuff right there.... just hurry up and go away to college. i dont know why other people didnt find this funny. real or not. "ill make you dinner...." "so when i get there i pop in a tombstone..." A++++

[thirddan]

are you the guy that molested his little sister and then said that it was because there was a spider on her back?

[Los Feliz Slim]

[Mother Mucker]

I don't think she was fartin'.....just quieffing.