Cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability?!?!?!?!?

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there's a special place in hell for lawyers like this stokke guy... it involves a bunch of sexual predators ejaculating on his family while he watches helplessly.

[daryn]

who knows the real story guys? she's a stripper right? maybe she offered to blow him to get out of a ticket?

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who knows the real story guys? she's a stripper right? maybe she offered to blow him to get out of a ticket?

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sarcasm?

riiiight which is why he turned off his GPS system, pulled her over before to get her phone number, ran the license plates of a bunch of other strippers while at work, got warned by his boss about tailing strippers, pulled her over in a secluded area outside of his jurisdiction and then called her after the fact!

[Cirroc]

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This Stokke guy convinced me. He lawyers good.

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When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. I'm a simple caveman - that's just the way I think. But, there is one thing I do know, and that is my client is innocent of these clearly defamatory charges.

[wdcbooks]

Seriously, if I get nabbed for a felony I am calling Stokke and paying his expenses to come to Virginia and defend me.

[george w]

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who knows the real story guys? she's a stripper right? maybe she offered to blow him to get out of a ticket?

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sarcasm?

riiiight which is why he turned off his GPS system, pulled her over before to get her phone number, ran the license plates of a bunch of other strippers while at work, got warned by his boss about tailing strippers, pulled her over in a secluded area outside of his jurisdiction and then called her after the fact!

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doesn't mean she didn't offer to blow him or similiar but it does look bad for him. surprised he got off.

[DirtyDiggs]

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who knows the real story guys? she's a stripper right? maybe she offered to blow him to get out of a ticket?

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sarcasm?

riiiight which is why he turned off his GPS system, pulled her over before to get her phone number, ran the license plates of a bunch of other strippers while at work, got warned by his boss about tailing strippers, pulled her over in a secluded area outside of his jurisdiction and then called her after the fact!

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doesn't mean she didn't offer to blow him or similiar but it does look bad for him. surprised he got off Twice .

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Cannot...resist...FYP

[bottomset]

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Seriously, if I get nabbed for a felony I am calling Stokke and paying his expenses to come to Virginia and defend me.

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given this guy is no longer around, seems like a good bet

[Borodog]

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Seriously, if I get nabbed for a felony I am calling Stokke and paying his expenses to come to Virginia and defend me.

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This will not work unless you are a cop.

[daryn]

i dunno, i didn't read all of the details, too long