Fast Food Haiku

[P Chippa]

Salad? No thank you.
Beef with extra cheese please
Pain down my left arm?

[P Chippa]

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the (fu**in') straw <--------
Just like the last time

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This is the only one I don't like. The word "again" in the second line makes the third line redundant. Find another sentiment for the third line -- like another thought/joke.

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[P Chippa]

Big beef and cheddar
Horsey sauce and Arby’s sauce
Curly fries, yummy.

[toss]

My favorite fat food
Is jalepeno poppers
Yikes diaherra

[EMc]

Fast food sucks major balls
Used to work at McDees
I still like it mucho

[Go Blue]

I hate Mcdonalds
Thinking of their cheeseburgers
Makes me want to puke

[dblgutshot]

just ate mall chinese
ignore previous cookie
what do I do now?

[diebitter]

some McDonalds or
healthier alternative?
mmmm, urinal fresh!

[beyeond]

going to wendy's
hope i don't find a finger
cause that would suck ass