Dumb statements you didn't think you'd hear in college

[jupiterpig]

My stats teacher said "we are gonna massage the numbers"...

[clowntable]

Colorblind as well, I tend to get the "do you have a color tv line".
Maybe I should just start answering "No, but I can see your nipples"

[aal113086]

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The only thing she was "dead serious" about was giving you some action if you only hadn't screwed it up so badly [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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SERISOUSLY

[aal113086]

one time this kid called my teacher a dingleberry

[IVPanda]

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im color blind to red, and shade blind on top of that. at this party i went to freshman year, i was talkin to a few girls, and somehow it came up that i was colorblind to red. one of the girls then asks me, dead serious, "If i wear a red shirt, and a red bra...can u see my chest?"

i didnt kno how to respond...

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That is freakin' hilarious!

[benfranklin]

An Econ prof gave our class a take-home midterm, and after class the idiot next to me asked me if it was an open-book exam.

[Dave D]

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My stats teacher said "we are gonna massage the numbers"...

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That's a pretty common phrase. It means to get the statistics to do what you want them to do and/or fudging them a little. Not dumb.

[Slagar]

It's not a statement, but there were 3 or 4 people who didn't bring pencils to the GRE subject test I took this morning.

[Burdzthewurd]

"But how much do you lose?"

[silkyslim]

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im color blind to red, and shade blind on top of that. at this party i went to freshman year, i was talkin to a few girls, and somehow it came up that i was colorblind to red. one of the girls then asks me, dead serious, "If i wear a red shirt, and a red bra...can u see my chest?"

i didnt kno how to respond...

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"Yes, but not your nipples."

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you are a genius