Help me Scam a Nigerian

[grando]

oh yeah I forgot about how this is OOT

[pokerstudAA]

Dr. Jones,

I have met with some members of my company this morning over coffee and some very nice and tasty scones. The BBV board of directors has become concerned with this transaction. There is concern that the international number you have provided may actually be a charge per call type of number. Our company has no interest in making international calls at our own expenses. I am sure you understand that the business ventures of BBB PWNED, ENTERPISES, INC. need to remain profitable in order to remain in business. Probably you should be making the international calls in this matter. Perhaps we shall provide our phone number so that you may contact us directly.

However, I am interesting to be in reciept of the presidential transaction we have previously discussed. As I mentioned previously, trust is an important issue to my financial advisor Mr. Hiv. He does not just go blowing tens of thousands of dollars around. I am sure you understand this and that u must understand the neeed for trust in this type of transaction. Knowing the other party is important for international deals - please take a photo holding a sign reading with the moniker of our company. "BBV PWNED ENTERPRISES, INC." Please send photograph as previously requested and we can proceed with this transaction. This type of documentation is generally requested by the international division of our company for any sort of international transcations or dealings. I am sure you understand at will provide the requested evidence as soon as possible. I mean seriously, if you cannot provide this simple evidence then why would we trust you to conduct an internation financial transaction involving $27 million dollars with out company.

Awaiting you response,
Jack Ryan Esquire
President, BBV PWNED ENTERPISES, INC.

[damaniac]

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As I mentioned previously, trust is an important issue to my financial advisor Mr. Hiv. He does not just go blowing tens of thousands of dollars around.

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This is beautiful.

[blackjack777]

What? It's a scam?

Dang, I just sent that Nigerian dude all my account info yesterday.

[EssencE]

tell his this is a copy of your passport...check the website out too.. funny as hell..

ANOTHER NIGERIAN SCAM

[InvisibleSoul]

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[pokerstudAA]

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Exactly where I got this idea from. I have too much time on my hands and really felt like [censored] with someone recently. Still no reply to the latest email from the good Doctor Jones.

[bonds]

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http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Get all your reverse Nigerian scam goodness here.

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Nice.

Pic holding a "LOL Donkaments" sign plz.

[trickymartin]

Nice. Make him call you, tape it and post here.

[kidcolin]

pokerstud,

NH. I'm pretty bummed my Nigerian scammer hasn't emailed me back. I got one from "Rose" asking me to donate her $30M to AIDS research because she is currently dying from the disease, after losing her husband to it.

I replied:

"lol you got pozzed."