To all you French hating Americans

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Vive baguettes, red wine and the ability to play online without pants!

[gamblegood]

The only thing I like about the french is the burger king croissan'wich oh what thats american.

[27offsuit]

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...and anyone who ever made any cheap surrender monkey cheese eater snipes either on this forum or at the tables, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you can take your freedom fries and stick them up your sorry pathetic excuse for a democracy land of the not even remotely free war mongering corrupt sick brain washing bible thumping conceited internet poker denied asses. Everything your country allegedly stands for is a sham.
See you at the tables (for a bit anyway, until you all have to piss off and stop your ignorant, nightly jibes)

Anyone who's never French bashed - tough beat guys. GL in the future.

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I read this in a snotty French accent and pictured the guy from Cheers who used to try to steal Woody's girlfriend and it made it much funnier than it actually is.

PS - No one says 'Freedom Fries'. We do, however, say "Freedom Toast" on occasion.

[Bilgefisher]

FWIW I still think the french are idiots. Thats pretty bad coming from this side of the pond.

[benza13]

While I agree with some of your points I will not subscribe to your newsletter as you are a cheese eating surrender monkey. And now some jokes:


A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the US will win it for you.

A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."


Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.


French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.


True quote from French President Jacques Chirac:
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Obviously he was speaking for the French!


Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Thats enough for now, but you get the point.

[Chomp]

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While I agree with some of your points I will not subscribe to your newsletter as you are a cheese eating surrender monkey. And now some jokes:


A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the US will win it for you.

A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."


Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.


French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.


True quote from French President Jacques Chirac:
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Obviously he was speaking for the French!


Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Thats enough for now, but you get the point.

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Plus ca change?

[rjoefish]

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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Good thing they bailed us out so we could be a country lolol

[bb88]

I'd rather be American and not able to play online poker than French and it's not even close. Do you see why?

[lowpockets]

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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Good thing they bailed us out so we could be a country lolol

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Good thing we bailed them out so their entire country didn't starve to death during their revolution lolol

[DING-DONG YO]

You know, this thread makes me feel a lot better about things. Every time I say to myself "awww, shucks! I can't play online poker anymore", I'll still remind myself that things aren't that bad and life could be worse. At least I'm not french.

TY Frenchie!!