what bumper stickers make you want to run people off the road?

[onthebutton]

The fish with "Darwin" inside. No matter what your beliefs are, I think this one is just dumb.

[challenger84]

Anything with Calvin peeing on something. Also the ones with Calvin bowing to the cross.

[ShakeZula06]

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Those ones bragging about kids on the honor roll. Like I give a crap that your kid aced his spelling quiz.

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I meant to pre-emtively strike against this response. This doesn't really bother me, I just don't care. Mostly they're proud that their kids aren't slinging crack and also no doubt they put it on there so their kid will see it and be proud. As such, I have no problem with those.

EDIT: I still would laugh at a "my kid pozzed your honor student" bumper sticker.

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The other day i saw "My kid beat up your honor student" bumper sticker, probably first time I saw in when it wasn't on TV.

Anything regarding the '04 election is pathetic. It was 2 years ago get with the times!

Also just today I saw one of the worst ones, something along the lines of -"I believe in the big bang theory, God wanted to create the world, and bang, he created the universe." I just laughed.

[Flip_Dog]

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Bush/Cheney 2004

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[neuroman]

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"In case of rapture, this car will be unoccupied"

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This is exactly what I thought of before I even opened the thread.

I want a bumper sticker that says "In case of rapture, I am going to steal your car."

[kidcolin]

agreed on the Calvin peeing.. luckily I've never seen bowing to the cross. That's just straight up weird when you get right down to it. "Hey know what Jesus would really love? COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

I saw one today that said, "Why Worry? GOD has a plan!" or something to that effect.

EDIT: In general, unless it's REALLY funny, I find them pretty stupid regardless. "sweet I just spent a lot of money on this car. Let's put a bunch of $1 stickers on it so everyone will know what bands I like!"

[tuq]

Oh yeah, and people with bumper stickers about G_d or their kids invariably drive annoyingly slow and cluelessly. I get out of their lane ASAP.

[justfoldyo]

"My money and child goes to ____ University"

[SackUp]

all of them.

[oddjob]

IMO, bumper stickers exist to show you who are [censored] ass licking retards. most all of them make me want to run people off the road.

i mean really, have you ever seen a bumper sticker that you thought was just perfect on a car? theyr'e retarded. no one gives a [censored] what you think, or who you voted for, how smart your kid is, how much of an [censored] your kid is, what kind of retarded brand loyalty you have for a car, or what bands you like.