the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[TheDarkHorse]

After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

[AMJisBusted]

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After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

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I'm sorry but that made me laugh.

This thread has 20+ page potential as long as the stories stay real, or at least believable.

[Duke]

<font color="gray">so we were hanging out, and i guess the windows were open because someone says "why is it so cold in here?". one of my stupider friends says "Because it keeps Mike's mom alive." Complete silence, most people left soon afterwards. He honestly didn't mean to be mean, I think it was just something terrible that popped into his head, and then even more terribly he said it out loud.
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That sounds like a legit answer, and I don't see why it would be offensive.

"Hey, man, why does your buddy have that oxygen tank connected to that hole in his neck?"

"Because he doesn't want to die."

[Duke]

I was playing at Commerce a long, long time ago, and a guy awkwardly puts some chips on the table with his left hand. He sits and starts talking to a friend of his with his back to the dealer. I see that he sports a stump where his right hand should be.

The dealer asked him 5 times if he'd like a hand, and I couldn't help but think: "Why yes, I bet he would."

[Tron]

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After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

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If all you need to be a genius is the ability to repeat jokes that most people have heard dozens of times before, my IQ must be like eleventy billion.

[Duke]

<font color="gray"> After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

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If all you need to be a genius is the ability to repeat jokes that most people have heard dozens of times before, my IQ must be like eleventy billion.
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He's a genuis.

[sightless]

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In my human sexuality class here in college I had one professor who was a youngish black lady, and her assistant professor was a youngish white guy who is crippled and permanently in a wheel chair.

On the first day of class we were just doing introductions and stuff and having a question &amp; answer type thingy just to get to know each other, and she says to her assistant "Scott, i know I'm not the only one wondering about this... so does ummmm, everything work down there?"

Half the class had their mouths open at her bluntness and the rest of us were trying to hold back the laughter.

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What happened next?

[talentdeficit]

this ultra creepy french waiter (in paris) to my not at all impressed girlfriend, completely out of left field: "i'd like to have you under my nose".

[guids]

I was babysitting my 10 year old brother, and I had to run to the bank, we walk in, and we walk passed this guy w/ throat cancer, so he spoke with a voice box machine. (this story is way better when I can act all this out). I see my brother stop, look at him, look at me, then look back at the guy, then he turns and says in a robot voice "WOUUULDNT IT BE COOL IF WE COULD TALK LIKE THAT". So I just squeeze his hand really hard, hoping he will get the point, and in a robot voice again he goes "OWW YOU ARE HURTING ME, WHY ARE YOU SQUEEZING ME HAND SO HARD!". By this time we are far enough away that I can explain things too him, tell him its from smoking etc.

[Shrug]

Years ago, I ran a national catalogue for tennis court supplies. One day a guy misdialed thinking he was calling a company dealing with ham radio equipment.
After I explained that he had a wrong number and that we sold tennis court posts, nets, etc, He laughed and said,
"Well that does me no good because I am blind. Could you see me playing tennis?"
Before I could stop myself I said, "Yes, but you couldn't."
Thank God he laughed.