Brag : Slick Insult at B&M

[IronDragon1]

This is just a total disaster.

Ban anyone who posts pics of old white dudes pls.

[keikiwai]

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It wouldn't really hurt to fall out of that truck. It's low to the ground and not moving...

Oh I get it, you were being sarcastic. Like you said it would've hurt, but you knew it actually wouldn't... vnh!

[ShipThatHolla]

JUST INCASE I AM BEING FIFTH LEVELED I WILL POST IN CAPS

See, there's an old cliche about someone who is really niave; it's that they 'just fell off the turnip truck'. They were riding into town on the back of a turnip truck and then fell off. So you see, I was calling him niave, which he was, but doing it in a 1-2 punch sort of way.

Also, this old chick dealer jokingly offered someone a massage for $60. I mumbled to the dirty old man beside me that 'for that much money it better have a happy ending'.

WITTY STUFF.

[huenix]

I got it when I read it the first time. And I got the picture. I am now feeling even older, TYVM.

[econophile]

huzzah!

[keikiwai]

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there's an old cliche about someone who is really niave

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That is ironic, not sarcastic.

PS: Standard reply to the did it hurt falling off the turnip truck comment:

"Not as much as it must have hurt when they hit you with the stupid stick."

*Chortles*

[edfurlong]

Your mom is a turnip truck.

[TheAnswer]

this reminds me of some form of a mix between a knock-knock joke and a pick up line. really well done.

p.s. ur new at insulting people arent u?

[Your Mom]

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

[Five-Star]

I thought "slick" would mean either "good" or "interesting". Which this thread is not.