Funny girlfriend quotes

[funkymunky]

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.

....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice brag post.

And why would you break up with this awesome chick?

[mike4]

"Hey that's not the right hole."

[funkymunky]

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"Hey that's not the right hole."

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And you respond, "I know!"

[AMT]

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.

....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice brag post.

And why would you break up with this awesome chick?

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that was more of the joke part, we really broke up because of several other issues, such as her being a flaming whore and dropping her life for drinking lots of alcohol and hooking up with guys that she thought loved her, then used her, only for her to spend countless hours crying to her roomate about it. she'll die alone.

[IlliniLou]

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.

....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice brag post.

And why would you break up with this awesome chick?

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that was more of the joke part, we really broke up because of several other issues, such as her being a flaming whore and dropping her life for drinking lots of alcohol and hooking up with guys that she thought loved her, then used her, only for her to spend countless hours crying to her roomate about it. she'll die alone.

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this sounds a lot like my ex g/f, maybe they should hang out

[AMT]

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.

....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice brag post.

And why would you break up with this awesome chick?

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that was more of the joke part, we really broke up because of several other issues, such as her being a flaming whore and dropping her life for drinking lots of alcohol and hooking up with guys that she thought loved her, then used her, only for her to spend countless hours crying to her roomate about it. she'll die alone.

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this sounds a lot like my ex g/f, maybe they should hang out

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PM me and we'll exchange their #s [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[TheBlueMonster]

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.

....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice brag post.

And why would you break up with this awesome chick?

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how old are you? If this is your criteria for awesome chicks then....well...damn son

[Snarf]

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PM me and we'll exchange their #s [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Then give me both their #s and the three of us will hang out.

[Aloysius]

Sports-related (5 years back or so, I'm living in SF at this point, she's in LA):

GF: "Hey, so I just saw the weirdest thing."

Al: "What."

GF: "I'm driving south on the 110 and there's like this enormous Staples store there. It's really nice looking I guess it's the corporate headquarters or something."

Al: ...

-Al

[cdxx]

her : i was looking in the mirror, and i decided that i am really very cute.

me : AHAHAHAHAHA, i am breaking up with you next week.