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06-09-2006, 08:48 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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#12
06-09-2006, 08:48 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
I am 21 years old from Long Island, I am entering my senior year at SUNY Geneseo.
My main interests are Mets Baseball, Poker, Politics, Chess, Debating. I'm part of the 'Right to Life' party. I'm pro tax cuts for the rich (even though I'm pretty poor myself) and against Gay Marriage. If you don't like it, IM me and we can argue. I'm also an atheist. I use humor as a defense mechanism to hide my inner pain. Inside I'm not such a bad guy, but everyone I know thinks I'm an [censored], even my friends. Girls never want to go on dates with me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Stuff Ive accomplished.... Suffolk County High School Chess Champion Eagle Scout Won a 2006 Main Event WSOP Seat Slept with Emmy Rossum (soon)
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#13
06-09-2006, 08:50 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
diebitter, I've always had a sneaking suspicion about you that was something along those lines.
Bobo, how did you win your seat? That's awesome.
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#14
06-09-2006, 08:53 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
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diebitter, I've always had a sneaking suspicion about you that was something along those lines. Bobo, how did you win your seat? That's awesome. [/ QUOTE ] On Pokerstars... I won a $3 Rebuy, where the top 3 finished advanced to a $650 WSOP Sattelite. The $650 had the top 27 of 473 advance to WSOP. I won that too. God I rule. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#15
06-09-2006, 08:55 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
Jesus... whats your stars name? I will play you HEADS UP RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR LIFE SAVINGS or $5.
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#16
06-09-2006, 08:58 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
Anyone want to guess my life story?
That could be fun.
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#18
06-09-2006, 09:01 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
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Anyone want to guess my life story? That could be fun. [/ QUOTE ] I dunno abou your past, but I bet that right now your days consists of 22 hours of surfing pog, 1 hour of poker, and 1 hour of disturbed sleep.
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#19
06-09-2006, 09:02 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
Shortline is actually 8,000 years old.
Many of the famous people we have studied in history have actually been Shortline who every 100 years changes his identity. Mosty notably he was.... Jesus DaVinci Hitler He has an IQ of 4 billion.
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#20
06-09-2006, 09:03 PM
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Re: Presenting... better know a pogger
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[ QUOTE ] Anyone want to guess my life story? That could be fun. [/ QUOTE ] I dunno abou your past, but I bet that right now your days consists of 22 hours of surfing pog, 1 hour of poker, and 1 hour of disturbed sleep. [/ QUOTE ] BobO is closer.
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