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Old 06-06-2006, 09:33 PM
Thythe Thythe is offline
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Default Re: Ratio: Sex to Beating off...???

I think it hurts that we are talking about people born in 1925. I'd say of the "born in 1925" group, the ratio could be like 50:1 but of the born in 1970 group (die in say 2050) group, the ratio might be more like 500:1.
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:38 PM
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I think it hurts that we are talking about people born in 1925. I'd say of the "born in 1925" group, the ratio could be like 50:1 but of the born in 1970 group (die in say 2050) group, the ratio might be more like 500:1.

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This would definitely make a difference!

EDIT: But I think 500:1 is off a lot!
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:55 PM
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Default Re: Ratio: Sex to Beating off...???

Say you beat off 3 times a day (Not gonna happen!) everyday from the time you turn 13, to the time you turn 18. Thats nearly 5,500 times!

So the Day you turn 18 you find a girlfriend and start banging that same day. You do it once a day for 11 days without beating off. That would be 500:1 correct?

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Lets Assume someone has sex every 5 days from the time they turn 21 to the time they turn 45. Thats about 1750 times.

So from the time you were born, til the time you died, you had sex 1750 times, you would have to beat off 875,000 times, or about 30 times a day for the ratio to be 500:1

Someone please correct me if I am wrong because I am probably way off with my math


EDIT: I realize some people have sex before they are 21 and after they are 45. I also realize that some have sex more than once ever 5 days and some have sex fewer than once every 5 days. Im just using this as a scenario to show how unrealstic 500:1 would be for the AVERAGE Male
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Old 06-06-2006, 11:29 PM
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Default Re: Ratio: Sex to Beating off...???

So what would Ron Jeremy's ratio be? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 1-1. But maybe not because that guy can fellate himself.
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:51 AM
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Once I got to a certain age, the only way that I can finish during sex is by beating off.

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FYP

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For some reason I feel you should have put "I [Munson] got..." cause it just looks like a really bad FYP for you right now, man.
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:48 AM
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Once you turn gay the only way that you can finish during sex is by beating off.

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Old 06-07-2006, 04:36 AM
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Once you get to a certain age, the only way that you can finish during sex is by beating off.

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Old 06-07-2006, 09:38 AM
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Default Re: Ratio: Sex to Beating off...???

Doing some quick math 80 beats offs to 1 bang
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Old 06-07-2006, 02:29 PM
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lol, ok you guys were right, 500:1 is impossible. 80:1 is probably mroe accurate.
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Old 06-07-2006, 02:38 PM
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man you guys gotta get laid more....or jerk off less i guess
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