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#11
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Luring my dog into my bedroom for about 3 minutes every day. Masturbation is so much more fun with an audience.
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#12
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US Weekly
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#13
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Telling weak looking guys to give me their chicken wings. Then I offer 4 quarters if they decline I call them greedy.
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#14
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2+2
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#15
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Fox News
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#16
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Picking up illegal aliens at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself while giving a spider monkey a reach around and reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
That and The Weekly World News. But I hardly buy that anymore. Used to buy it at work and we'd sit around at lunch and laugh until we cried. |
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#17
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VH1 and E!
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#18
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All things Kurosh and Sponger.
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