How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

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I would talk to choicesthops.

[Hack]

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Do some sit ups?

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sit ups don't make you lose weight unless you do so many and so fast that they become aerobic.

[Keystone]

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Also, dont say "quit drinking" because that is not an option

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Yes it is you goddammed moron!

You should quit drinking if you've got a problem with the stuff, and a great side effect with be that you'll lose weight.

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HAHA

[samster]

Now I read the post again, here's what to do:

Switch to a good whiskey on the rocks.
Stop eating [censored] food, eat healthy and actually look at your caloric intake.
Don't stop exercising and focus more on abdominal exercises (on top of the stuff you're already doing).

[bisonbison]

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Also, dont say "quit drinking" because that is not an option

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Yes it is you goddammed moron!

You should quit drinking if you've got a problem with the stuff, and a great side effect with be that you'll lose weight.

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His name is "Keystone". It's his whole internet being. If he stopped drinking he'd have to develop an affinity for the Keystone Cops. And if you think drinking destroys families...

[beenben]

aa.org

[Keystone]

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Alcoholic in the traditional sense, or a college drinker?

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College drinker, but I was like this in high school too. I just turned 21 so the drinking has been especially heavy in the last 4 months

[AZK]

Patient: "doctor it hurts when i do this"
Doctor: "don't do this."

[jaydub]

Keystone,

Heroin.

J

[Keystone]

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Now I read the post again, here's what to do:

Switch to a good whiskey on the rocks.
Stop eating [censored] food, eat healthy and actually look at your caloric intake.
Don't stop exercising and focus more on abdominal exercises (on top of the stuff you're already doing).

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Nice, someone is actually helping me. What I was looking for in this thread was a drink that gets you wasted but has the fewest calories. I think I could eat healthier, but I dont think I could stop drinking at least not for the next couple years.