Random theories you have . . .

[BeaucoupFish]

-There's this car, and it runs on water, man. Its got air-cooled, fibreglass engines and it runs on water, man.

-So it IS a boat?

[diebitter]

Acohol actually regresses you through the phylogeny of the human species:

Phylogeny - The evolutionary development and history of a species or higher taxonomic grouping of organisms


After a few, you get more like a big, dumb ape.

Lots more, you're like a lizard, crawling around and resting face down on stuff

Several after this, you're on your back, mouth opening and shutting, and eyes rolled up, like a fish.


Any more, you'll probably lose use of your spine.

[Vish]

The better the meal, the more cigarettes you have to smoke afterward.

[ginko]

The responses in this thread...


ROFL

[henrikrh]

Here's my theory of self-satisfaction. For all people single; those who masturbate are happier than those who do not masturbate.

I'm a regular Karl Jung

[JaBlue]

i will live 'forever'

[imitation]

All people live forever but we live in our own dimensions where we will all live forever, if someone we knows dies it's only because in our life they must die for us to live forever, but they are really living forever in their own dimension.

[fiskebent]

People that study psychology often do so to figure out why they're screwed up themselves.

[Escape]

You consume a .5l can of beer as fast as a .33 l can. This is the best theory I can come up with.

People that study psychology often do so to figure out why they're screwed up themselves.
[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Not true.