**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[Shaqalicious]

oh my [censored] god

KK < 24o, from some donk in the SB who i have running at 16/5 over 100 hands. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF i hate poker

[netstorm]

meh... actually, the bad thing about that session was that whenever I made a very good read on someone, and went allin with it, I got beat by a 3, 3, and 5 outer on the river. But those hands made me feel good about my play. Sets vs. Aces is obv running lava hot =)

[Xanta]

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Nah, I know that I can't stomach it for now, I still have some trouble dealing with bad 50NL days. NL100 will have to wait till I beat NL50 for >6PTBB over 20k hands.

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Isn't that pushing it a bit? It seems like it's crushing nl50, I think I'd move up with around 4.5 if it were me.

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Well, I'm pretty sure that I can beat Party NL50 for >6tpbb or close, and it also gives me an excuse to chip up in bankroll till I'm comfortable with the cash. I almost quit poker last time I took shots at NL100 because I couldn't detach myself from the monetary value of the chips. I'm confident I can beat the game, it's just not something that I want to have to deal with quite yet.

[VPIP100]

Moving up is so overrated:



Especially if you face 4 2 outers in 2k hands, finally get AA vs KK AIPF and lose, or getting AK all in vs QQ on a K high flop and still lose.

Poker is the most frustrating game ever, and I hate it right now.

[thac]

Man, [censored] poker. I try to play my best, I isolate the donks, I do anything that every good poster says. And [censored] poker.



Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $49.50</u>
BB: $51.55
<u>UTG: $170.85</u>
CO: $53.15
BTN: $63.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.75</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.75</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $4

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($12) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.50</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $21</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $43.75</font>, UTG calls $22.75

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($99.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($99.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $99.50 ($3 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON (+$47)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$49.50)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $18
<font color="black">BB: $13</font>
UTG: $25
MP: $80.25
<u>CO: $46.10</u>
<u>Hero (BTN): $114.30</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, SB folds, BB calls $2, CO calls $2

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($7.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($7.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($7.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $43.60</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $86.70</font>, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $43.10 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $95.45 ($3 Rake)

CO had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Five high) and WON (+$46.35)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$46.10)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $19
<u>BB: $37.70</u>
UTG: $51
MP: $71.25
<u>Hero (CO): $62.20</u>
BTN: $18.60

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $7</font>, Hero calls $3.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($18.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $28.70</font>, Hero calls $28.70

<font color="black">River:</font> ($75.65) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $75.65 ($3 Rake)

BB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$34.95)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and LOST (-$37.70)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">SB: $92.50</font>
<u>Hero (BB): $50.55</u>
<u>UTG: $36.90</u>
MP: $49.25
CO: $48.75
BTN: $48.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.75</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($5.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $10</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $6.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($25.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $38.80</font>, UTG calls all-in for $20.15
Uncalled bet of $13.65 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> ($75.55) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $75.55 ($3 Rake)

UTG had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Fours) and WON (+$35.65)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Fours) and LOST (-$36.90)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">SB: $66.80</font>
BB: $64.25
UTG: $28.10
<font color="black">MP: $50</font>
<u>CO: $84.90</u>
<u>Hero (BTN): $50.30</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, SB calls $2.75, BB folds, MP calls $2.50, CO calls $2.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($12.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, MP checks, CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $13</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $47.30</font>, CO calls $34.30

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($107.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($107.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $107.10 ($3 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$53.80)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Eights) and LOST (-$50.30)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $15.85
<u>BB: $50.50</u>
<u>Hero (UTG): $54.15</u>
BTN: $61.25

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $6.25</font>, Hero calls $4.25

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($12.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $47.90</font>, BB calls all-in for $35.25
Uncalled bet of $3.65 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($101.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($101.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $101.25 ($2 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Aces) and WON (+$48.75)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Nines) and LOST (-$50.50)


/lol end uNL whine and bitch post, suck it up haters

[barryc83]

Thac-

how old are you? last 2 are pretty bad, but im sure you already know that.

[Vyse]

lmao @ villain making you raise his suckbet on the KK hand

[VPIP100]

seriously, you are still up and most of those hands you got it all in bad except the KJ hand.

Try to experience 4 2 outers and 6 aces cracked in a row in 500 hands. Once a week.

[jonyy6788]

89s is terrible....

99 hand, I hope he was an aggro LAG or you stacked yourself

these hands look like me playing the last two weeks.....TILT-o-METER

[thac]

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Thac-

how old are you? last 2 are pretty bad, but im sure you already know that.

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lol 19 and enjoying life. Done with poker (maybe a couple hands here and there until we move, but I doubt I play any more. Cannot wait to live like a normal teenager again.