SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc) - Page 192

krazyace5 · #**1911** 04-14-2007, 02:34 AM

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Fold PF?

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wow thats intriquing, you present to me a very complex poker concept that I will definitely look into alot more in the future.

MyTurn2Raise · #**1912** 04-14-2007, 02:34 AM

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I know nothing about women. How late do they have to be before I need to worry

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how late is she now?

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3 days

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now this is a topic I know about.
3 days is nothing, especially in your case for two reasons.
1) she's 16
most aren't that experienced. The physical pounding down there and whatnot and heyhey can affect the system and cause some delays.
2) she's an emotional wreck (likely the more important reason)
evidence:
a) she slept with you
b) she's worried about a day or two late
When the emotional wiring gets off and females stress much more than normal, the period will come late.

I'm experienced with both the young'uns and the emotionally crazy
I once had to wait 16 days (she was a long distance runner which really can eff things up)
stuff happens

in the meantime, kick her in the belly

orange · #**1913** 04-14-2007, 02:35 AM

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Fold PF?

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wow thats intriquing, you present to me a very complex poker concept that I will definitely look into alot more in the future.

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Kilillan · #**1914** 04-14-2007, 02:42 AM

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I'm experienced with both the young'uns and the emotionally crazy
I once had to wait 16 days (she was a long distance runner which really can eff things up)
stuff happens

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Thinley veiled brag?

delta k · #**1915** 04-14-2007, 02:58 AM

I guess he was done for the night

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: LP ($183.18)
Seat 2: CO (Hero) ($488.65)
Seat 3: Button ($400)
Seat 4: Small blind ($198)
Seat 5: Big blind ($146)
Seat 6: UTG ($775.10)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, LP calls ($2), Hero raises ($10), Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds, LP calls ($8)

Flop: ($23) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
LP checks, Hero bets ($19), LP calls ($19)

Turn: ($61) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
LP bets ($16), Hero raises ($55), LP calls ($39)

River: ($171) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
LP bets ($10), Hero raises ($102), LP all-in ($89.18)

Final Pot: $366.36

Results below:
CO has As Ts (Full house, tens full of aces)
Seat 1:[Mucked] [6c 7h]

Outcome: Hero wins $366.36

kolotoure · #**1916** 04-14-2007, 03:23 AM

MT2R, Thabks. 2a made me lol

Kilillan · #**1917** 04-14-2007, 03:23 AM

Joined a new school on wednesday. Sat next to a drop dead korean girl and her friend. We kinda hit it off.

On friday they invited me to go out and eat during the 20 minute lunch period.
blah blah,

Well at the end of the day they asked if I wanted to go anywhere. I said "Sorry I can't, I'm waiting for my friend to get out of class."

Later I told my friend, he hit me and said "if you ever do that again I'm not going to be your friend anymore"

beat?

delta k · #**1918** 04-14-2007, 03:51 AM

Disclaimer: Everyone loses w/ sets v straight or flush draws so I didn't post those. These are the hands that upset me the most during my disater of a run. I don't need to justify my play but needless to say i was going off of something and not playing like a fool. nice!
Also, came back for a +344 profit, ok given the conditions i suppose.

1. Figured CO to be isolating and perhaps reisolating the shorty here, knowing that I'm probably doing the same thing. His range is wide enough that this is fine, IMO.

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: LP ($118.45)
Seat 2: CO ($406.85)
Seat 3: Button (Hero) ($208.75)
Seat 4: Small blind ($227.88)
Seat 5: Big blind ($160)
Seat 6: UTG ($31)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, LP calls ($2), CO raises ($10), Hero raises ($30), 2 folds, LP calls ($28), CO raises ($115), Hero all-in ($178.75), LP all-in ($88.45), CO calls ($93.75)

Flop: ($281.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: ($281.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: ($281.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: $535.95

Results below:
Button has Qc Qh (One pair, queens)
LP has 2c 4h (ace high)
CO has Kd Kc (One pair, kings)

Outcome: CO wins $179.60 from side pot
Outcome: CO wins $356.35 from main pot

read is obv that dude is loco, min raise on the button following by a shove...ya...still prob should have dumped it, but I think this is AJ/77 KQ often enough from him. one of those hands where i rationalized it at the time and once i called was like F U CK!!

Starting Stacks
Seat 2: BB ($398)
Seat 3: CO ($79.72)
Seat 4: Button ($252.11)
Seat 5: Small blind (Hero) ($198)

Preflop: Hero is Small blind with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Button raises ($4), Hero raises ($18), 1 (Folds), Button all-in ($248.11), Hero all-in ($180)

Flop: ($24) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: ($24) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: ($24) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: $395

Results below:
Button has Ah Ad (Two Pair, aces and fives)
Small blind has Th Td (Two Pair, tens and fives)

Outcome: Button wins $395

wtf else am I supposed to do? lead the turn? maybe c/r that bitch but it clearly wouldn't have mattered here.

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button ($493.25)
Seat 2: Small blind ($406.65)
Seat 4: Big blind ($85.42)
Seat 5: UTG (Hero) ($243.25)
Seat 6: CO ($142.40)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises ($8), CO calls ($8), Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds

Flop: ($19) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets ($16), CO calls ($16)

Turn: ($51) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets ($24), Hero calls ($24)

River: ($99) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero all-in ($195.25), CO all-in ($94.40)

Final Pot: $284.8

Results below:
CO has Qc Ac (Flush, ace high)
UTG has Th Qh (Straight, nine to king)

Outcome: CO wins $284.80

meant to shove turn and misclicked [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Starting Stacks
Seat 2: Button ($207.90)
Seat 4: Big blind (Hero) ($309.55)
Seat 5: BB ($437)
Seat 6: UTG ($112.57)

Preflop: Hero is Big blind with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
BB calls ($2), 2 folds, CO guy (Calls), Hero checks

Flop: ($4) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
CO guy (Checks), Hero bets ($6), BB calls ($6), CO guy (raises), Hero raises ($38), BB calls ($32), CO guy (Calls)

Turn: ($86) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
CO all-in (All-In), Hero calls ($64.58), BB calls ($64.58)

River: ($215.16) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets ($135), Hero folds

Final Pot: $310.74

Results below:
CO has Qc 7h (Two Pair, queens and sevens)
BB has 8d 9d (Straight flush, jack)

Outcome: BB wins $310.74

don't ask about pf- just look at what he shoved the flop with

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Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 2/2
Blinds (6 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button ($73.85)
Seat 2: Small blind ($99.80)
Seat 3: Big blind ($156)
Seat 4: UTG (Hero) ($269.85)
Seat 5: LP ($403.25)
Seat 6: CO ($479.35)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises ($8), 2 folds, Button calls ($8), Small blind raises ($28), 1 fold, Hero calls ($20), Button calls ($20)

Flop: ($86) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Small blind all-in ($71.80), Hero calls ($71.80), Button all-in ($45.85)

Turn: ($157.8) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: ($157.8) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: $272.45

Results below:
Small blind has Td Ad (One pair, tens)
Button has 3s 5s (One pair, threes)
UTG has 8h 6h (One pair, eights)

Outcome: Small blind wins $51.34 from side pot
Outcome: Small blind wins $221.11 from main pot

This type of [censored] makes me want to blow my brains out

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Small blind ($78)
Seat 3: Big blind ($79.80)
Seat 4: CO (Hero) ($213.87)
Seat 6: Button ($122.50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises ($8), 1 fold, Small blind raises ($28), Big blind calls ($26), Hero raises ($202), Small blind all-in ($50), Big blind all-in ($51.80)

Flop: ($266) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: ($266) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: ($266) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: $235.6

Results below:
Big blind has Jh Qs (Straight, nine to king)
Small blind has Kd Ad (Two Pair, kings and nines)
CO has Js Jc (Two Pair, jacks and nines)

Outcome: Big blind wins $3.57 from side pot
Outcome: Big blind wins $232.03 from main pot

Meh, giving up control isn't too good generally, so I probably f'd this one up. But a bad river card

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: UTG ($247.55)
Seat 2: LP ($665.10)
Seat 3: CO ($209.95)
Seat 4: Button ($349.40)
Seat 5: Small blind (Hero) ($256.10)
Seat 6: Big blind ($195.10)

Preflop: Hero is Small blind with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO calls ($2), 1 fold, Hero raises ($10), Big blind folds, CO calls ($8)

Flop: ($22) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets ($12), Hero calls ($12)

Turn: ($46) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($46) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets ($25), CO raises ($50), Hero calls ($25)

Final Pot: $143

Results below:
CO has 8c 6c (Flush, ace high)

Outcome: CO wins $143

Ya 3 outers!!

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Small blind ($508.15)
Seat 2: Big blind ($382.65)
Seat 4: UTG ($65.42)
Seat 5: CO (Hero) ($203.90)
Seat 6: Button ($54)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises ($8), Button calls ($8), Small blind folds, Big blind folds

Flop: ($19) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets ($14), Button calls ($14)

Turn: ($47) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets ($48), Button all-in ($32)

River: ($95) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: $108

Results below:
Button has Ad Kc (Two Pair, aces and kings)
CO has 6d Kd (Two Pair, kings and sixes)

Outcome: Button wins $108

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] these people, even if they are up close to $1million on me lifetime w/ stuff like this

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: CO ($130.65)
Seat 2: Button ($32.55)
Seat 4: Small blind (Hero) ($200.90)
Seat 5: Big blind ($410.85)
Seat 6: UTG ($490.65)

Preflop: Hero is Small blind with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, CO raises ($6), Button raises ($14), Hero raises ($38), Big blind folds, CO folds, Button all-in ($18.55)

Flop: ($60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: ($60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: ($60) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: $70.1

Results below:
Button has Th Ks (Flush, ace high)
Small blind has Kd Kc (Two Pair, aces and kings)

Outcome: Button wins $70.10

Clayton · #**1919** 04-14-2007, 04:09 AM

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Joined a new school on wednesday. Sat next to a drop dead korean girl and her friend. We kinda hit it off.

On friday they invited me to go out and eat during the 20 minute lunch period.
blah blah,

Well at the end of the day they asked if I wanted to go anywhere. I said "Sorry I can't, I'm waiting for my friend to get out of class."

Later I told my friend, he hit me and said "if you ever do that again I'm not going to be your friend anymore"

beat?

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yes, because you're retarded and JUST when you start to get stuff done you back out.

brag, you found a friend to cherish.

kolotoure · #**1920** 04-14-2007, 04:10 AM

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Joined a new school on wednesday. Sat next to a drop dead korean girl and her friend. We kinda hit it off.

On friday they invited me to go out and eat during the 20 minute lunch period.
blah blah,

Well at the end of the day they asked if I wanted to go anywhere. I said "Sorry I can't, I'm waiting for my friend to get out of class."

Later I told my friend, he hit me and said "if you ever do that again I'm not going to be your friend anymore"

beat?

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Wow. You are even worse then me

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