banging chicks from myspace.com

[KDawg]

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But I'll be honest a girl this hot seems to be out of my league so I don't want you guys to get disappointed in me

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She is BEGGING to [censored] [censored].

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^, this man speaks the truth. [censored], you need to bang the living [censored] out of her

[TomCollins]

Just got my 2nd date for tonight. The first one was... interesting. I'll give a trip report if anything interesting happens here.

[SL__72]

If the first one was interesting, why don't we get a trip report? Or did I just miss it?

[Clarkmeister]

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Just got my 2nd date for tonight. The first one was... interesting. I'll give a trip report if anything interesting happens here.

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No. We need a trip report regardless. Then a link.

We are counting on you!

[diebitter]

Yah, these promised reports/teaser reports without details are pissing me off. Deliver or don't, don't promise or hint. "It was a failure" will do, even!

[young Nut]

yeah Tom, thats a little weak. Trip reports are a must.

[thong]

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Some girls spend every waking minute sending out emails, and can fire off these things without breaking a sweat. They're like JaketheBake, except with email.

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BIMO. Funniest thing I've read on OOT in weeks.

[Johnny Bro]

Bros I think I am in good shape here, I just need to convince these chicks that they know me. Any ideas?




I have a brain tumor that is why I forget, but I don't think I have ever met you to begin with.




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: john
Date: Dec 14, 2005 5:18 PM

This is John. Don't tell me you already forgot about me.




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jennifer
Date: Dec 14, 2005 4:41 PM

Umm do I know you?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: john
Date: Dec 14, 2005 3:06 PM

Wanna shag?









I have HORRIBLE memory lol. Refresh me a little bit... how do I know you? I am so sorry!!!
*Heather*




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: john
Date: Dec 15, 2005 10:28 AM

Dear Heather,

This is John! Have you already forgotten about me?

Awaiting your response,
John




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Heather
Date: Dec 15, 2005 9:03 AM

What in the heck are you talking about lol. Do I know you?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: john
Date: Dec 14, 2005 6:18 PM

Inside!!! Do you remember?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Heather
Date: Dec 14, 2005 6:08 PM

Inside? Inside what?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: john
Date: Dec 14, 2005 3:36 PM

inside?

[Justin A]

I haven't read this thread, so I'm just posting out of curiosity to see if anyone is actually reading any of it or if they're all just posting their own crap.

[TomCollins]

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If the first one was interesting, why don't we get a trip report? Or did I just miss it?

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Just didn't get around to it. Plus, although I think my chances are shot, just in case they aren't, she's kinda smart and might find this thread, so I don't want to say anything I'd regret.