So I had a date tonight

[Georgia Avenue]

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I'm sure she will be thinking of that letter over the summer while she's being pounded in the ass by a real man.

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This is a good point. BTW if chick ever finds this thread and reads it, I'd like to offer my services.

Hello girl,
Unlike most of the guys your age, I have no interest in marrying you or writing you notes or listening to your interests. My hobbies include: bands you've never heard of, movies you've never seen, places you've never been, and depths of debauchery and violence of which you've only heard vague rumors. You will laugh at my jokes, even though you only comprehend half of them, because the half you understand seem to be mocking you gently. We will have sex on the first date, because you know that if you don’t, I’m never calling you again. If you call me at 3am to come over, I’m bringing a bottle of wine, and I’ll be drinking it out of your bellybutton within 10 minutes. PM for more details.

--GA

[HesseJam]

OK, your game on the date was not AAA+ but still above average. You are just not the right type of guy for her. She also doesn't seem to be the right type of girl for you either. In that sense, she seems smarter than you.

The letter: That's ok! I know how you felt. You got carried away... But no damage done! She will never be your girl anyways. Please, print out the letter and read it again in, say, 10 days? Blood of shame will rush to your head and you will never engage in such foolery again.

[lostsoul]

Goofy, there was alot of good advice in this thread and other threads before this one. U haven't changed at all in any of them. U still think u know what it takes to get with women. If u knew what it took or how to do it u would of never had to make these threads, so I am pretty sure, and actually very sure after reading them that u have no clue.

If u ask for adivce actually take it. For your sake. I have enjoyed watching u fall on your face a few times now, but for your sake learn from some of the guys on here.

1) NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER EVER WRITE A LETTER AGAIN.
2) see number 1
3) Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. Its just pussy.
4)Relax, when u get the urge to do something. Do the opposite.
5) Don't show off for young girls. Make fun of them, get them drunk, have sex. It really is that simple.
6)Go to parties and meet girls there.
7)Never spill your guts out like that again. U stop that in 10th grade and shouldn't start that up again until u are married.

Alot of this adivice was taken from the other posters. Numerous posters have given this advice. It is really simple u are trying way to hard to get your dick wet. U are in college stop trying to just kiss girls. That is only the beginning. Kissing should be done and u should already be thinking about [censored] her by the time u touch her lips.

[DING-DONG YO]

goofy, girls do not like emo guys, period.

Only exception is if you're in a band.

[Isura]

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maybe he had a read?

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donkeys have reads too

[Isura]

READ THIS GOOFY: There is no other guy. She, like most women would rather lie than feel awkward or risk hurting your feelings.

[Mr. Philosophy]

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READ THIS GOOFY: There is no other guy. She, like most women would rather lie than feel awkward or risk hurting your feelings.

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Even if there is a guy, Goofy still could have gotten with this girl if he didn't act emo.

[Triumph36]

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I'm sure she will be thinking of that letter over the summer while she's being pounded in the ass by a real man.

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This is a good point. BTW if chick ever finds this thread and reads it, I'd like to offer my services.

Hello girl,
Unlike most of the guys your age, I have no interest in marrying you or writing you notes or listening to your interests. My hobbies include: bands you've never heard of, movies you've never seen, places you've never been, and depths of debauchery and violence of which you've only heard vague rumors. You will laugh at my jokes, even though you only comprehend half of them, because the half you understand seem to be mocking you gently. We will have sex on the first date, because you know that if you don’t, I’m never calling you again. If you call me at 3am to come over, I’m bringing a bottle of wine, and I’ll be drinking it out of your bellybutton within 10 minutes. PM for more details.

--GA

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lolol - this deserves its own thread

anyway i do believe there might be another guy, but it's probably all in this girl's head since girls are crazy ldo. goofy, regardless, i think part of you enjoys being rejected and writing emo letters - apprehension can often be better than realization.

[prodonkey]

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I'm sure she will be thinking of that letter over the summer while she's being pounded in the ass by a real man.

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This is a good point. BTW if chick ever finds this thread and reads it, I'd like to offer my services.

Hello girl,
Unlike most of the guys your age, I have no interest in marrying you or writing you notes or listening to your interests. My hobbies include: bands you've never heard of, movies you've never seen, places you've never been, and depths of debauchery and violence of which you've only heard vague rumors. You will laugh at my jokes, even though you only comprehend half of them, because the half you understand seem to be mocking you gently. We will have sex on the first date, because you know that if you don’t, I’m never calling you again. If you call me at 3am to come over, I’m bringing a bottle of wine, and I’ll be drinking it out of your bellybutton within 10 minutes. PM for more details.

--GA

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That is great.. I agree with most of it too since I will be 31 next week. I won't even consider "dating" a girl under 22 now because they are all [censored] retards. [censored], sure.. dating no.

[kylephilly]

There is no other guy. She most likely isn't attracted to you.

Hit the gym ,get some self confidence, stop trying to find love, love finds you. Go out and experience all the girls you can while you are young.

Stop putting feelings in words, it's lame. Do it when you're married not when you're in college.