favorite Seinfeld line - Page 19

spyderracing · #1 08-10-2007, 07:46 PM

Didn't read the whole thing, so it may be posted already, but this is my fav:

Jerry: What street are you on?

Kramer: I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

ohead · #2 08-13-2007, 07:28 PM

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Didn't read the whole thing, so it may be posted already, but this is my fav:

Jerry: What street are you on?

Kramer: I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

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im pretty sure this is my favourite, its just kramer's delivery of it with the perfect humour and absurdity in the line.

Yeti · #3 08-13-2007, 08:42 PM

wow no love for the big salad

Your Mom · #4 08-13-2007, 10:44 PM

you're bald.

nooo, I was bald.

BigPoppa · #5 08-10-2007, 08:16 PM

This whole thread and no one mentions:

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My boys can swim!

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which was Gerorge's response when told he'd gotten Elaine's friend pregnant.

garyjacosta · #6 08-10-2007, 08:20 PM

They're real, and they're spectacular

Russ M. · #7 08-10-2007, 10:13 PM

If Relationship George walks through that door, he will *KILL* Independent George! A George divided against itself CANNOT STAND!

billymonk · #8 08-11-2007, 12:03 AM

"I had a pony!"

Your Mom · #9 08-11-2007, 12:22 AM

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"I had a pony!"

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Who wouldn't love a girl with a pony?

You! You said so!

pokerbobo · #10 08-13-2007, 11:02 PM

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They're real, and they're spectacular

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Anyone who has actually seen em would say "they're real and they are shaped like bananas."