SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[Ratamahatta]

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By the time I hit 20, in 3 months, I want to go on at least 1 date with a Japanese high school girl.

They've always been a fantasy for me. I'm still within socially acceptable age for dating high school, and I now have close to the social skills to pick one up.

So as creepy as that sounds, I'm going to hang around cafes around the high school to pick up girls.
Wish me luck guys.

On a cliff note, on my journey to improve my dating skills I found the greatest asset is having friends that have awesome skills with women. Just seeing what works, what doesn't. How women respond to them and why. Mimic their clothing style, facial expression, body language and manner of speech.
I find I started hanging out with the geekier friends less and less because they were bringing me down.

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Fast Seduction 101

[urbanati]

After a 70k hand 20 buyin downswing I moving down to NL100 to regain confidence. My bankroll is still in good health and I am still up about 13k this year.
But I am not sure how long I should stay there. So I need advice what should be my plan about when to move up again?

[BGnight]

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By the time I hit 20, in 3 months, I want to go on at least 1 date with a Japanese high school girl.

They've always been a fantasy for me. I'm still within socially acceptable age for dating high school, and I now have close to the social skills to pick one up.

So as creepy as that sounds, I'm going to hang around cafes around the high school to pick up girls.
Wish me luck guys.

On a cliff note, on my journey to improve my dating skills I found the greatest asset is having friends that have awesome skills with women. Just seeing what works, what doesn't. How women respond to them and why. Mimic their clothing style, facial expression, body language and manner of speech.
I find I started hanging out with the geekier friends less and less because they were bringing me down.

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Rule #1 w/ women: BE TALL AND GOOD LOOKING.
If you have both of these, very little skill is needed to get laid.
If your like me- 5'9"/receding hairline/o.k. looking/old- your gonna need a lot of wit, charm, and good luck [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[kolotoure]

Brag : 6'4

[caguma]

comcast internet shut off this morning when I was ballin at my PS tables. Now that I get it back I'm down three buyins...[censored] comcast.

[kolotoure]

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When referring to a person's personality and attitude, most definitions of emo hold that an "emo person" is candid about their emotions, sensitive, shy, introverted, broken-hearted, glum, and often quiet. Emo personality is also often connected with writing poetry, which addresses confusion, depression, loneliness, and anger, all resulting from the world's inability to understand the author. Emo poetry uses a combination of any of: a highly emotional tone, stream of consciousness writing, a simple (ABAB) or nonexistent rhyme scheme, references to the flesh, especially the heart, heavy use of dark or depressing adjectives, concern over the mutability of time and/or love, and disregard for punctuation, grammar, and/or spelling. Themes such as life is pain are common.

Some definitions of emo hold that typical "emo persons" are likely to inflict self-injury, most often by means of cutting, burning, or otherwise mutilating themselves. Some assert that it is cool within the emo subculture to pretend to be suicidal and self-harm, or that participants self-harm purely for personal enjoyment.

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I think jay/true are right as this describes me. Even tho I hate emo music

[Jay Riall]

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When referring to a person's personality and attitude, most definitions of emo hold that an "emo person" is candid about their emotions, sensitive, shy, introverted, broken-hearted, glum, and often quiet. Emo personality is also often connected with writing poetry, which addresses confusion, depression, loneliness, and anger, all resulting from the world's inability to understand the author. Emo poetry uses a combination of any of: a highly emotional tone, stream of consciousness writing, a simple (ABAB) or nonexistent rhyme scheme, references to the flesh, especially the heart, heavy use of dark or depressing adjectives, concern over the mutability of time and/or love, and disregard for punctuation, grammar, and/or spelling. Themes such as life is pain are common.

Some definitions of emo hold that typical "emo persons" are likely to inflict self-injury, most often by means of cutting, burning, or otherwise mutilating themselves. Some assert that it is cool within the emo subculture to pretend to be suicidal and self-harm, or that participants self-harm purely for personal enjoyment.

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I think jay/true are right as this describes me. Even tho I hate emo music

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Lol we only said it because of the hair cut.

[kolotoure]

Emo haircuts are secksy

[Fingerswinger]

lol, those RNG pattern mappers seem to work perfectly, i need one too!

both hands against the same guy (who uses a pattern mapper obv.). in the second hand i accidentally bet $31 instead of $3 and then just shoved the rest on the turn.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $113.25
UTG+1: $98
CO: $26.30
Button: $106.85
SB: $146.35
BB: $39.24

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, 4 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in $35.24</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($78.98, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $78.98)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($78.98, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $78.98)


Results:
Final pot: $78.98
BB shows 5c 8c
Hero shows Kd Ad


Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $49.02
Button: $80.63
Hero: $100
BB: $107.35

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG (poster) checks, Button calls, Hero calls, BB (poster) checks.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($4, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $31</font>, 2 folds, Button calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($66, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $68</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $48.63</font>.
Uncalled bets: $19.37 returned to Hero.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($163.26, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $163.26)


Results:
Final pot: $163.26
Hero shows Th 9h
Button shows 6d Qd

[Some9]

cant really blame the second guy..