banging chicks from myspace.com

[perrier]

Gentlemen,

If a girl is friggan falling all over herself and saying unbelievable lines like I could probably talk to you for 2 more hours... there is no such thing as a league. Holy [censored] this is so important. Girls will completely abandon league thinking and like is he hot enough for me and all this [censored] if they think they have a connection. Plus when they admit to just needing some sex it is kind of a sign. Censored, you need to have sex with her this weekend. I would say simply that you need to meet up with her this weekend but this girl will want to have sex with you once you get her in person.

This must happen. Also god damnit someone tell me how to get friends. I guess I need the day crew to sign on. Is my profile ready to start sending out inside's? I can stand by as an observer no more!

Plus, I have forgotten that any other part of 2+2 even exists... you mean this post is in a forum? I thought this post was the forum...

Perrier
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=43390117

[[censored]]

I sent this

[ QUOTE ]
hi,

I know this girl gorie, who has a huge crush on me that looks like you. so if you want to get busy let me know

awaiting,

jeremy

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to this girl

[TimM]

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Also god damnit someone tell me how to get friends.

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Just go to every 2+2'ers profile in here and click "add to friends" to send a request. Then look for others in their friends list.

[The Truth]

[ QUOTE ]
I sent this

[ QUOTE ]
hi,

I know this girl gorie, who has a huge crush on me that looks like you. so if you want to get busy let me know

awaiting,

jeremy

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to this girl

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Nice work, as a tangent, you message some girls in my area code and try to hook them up with me, and i'll do same with for you. Could make for some interesting things.

blake

[perrier]

Oh man, going through all these pages is going to suck...

[TimM]

Sent this:

AsiaK

Subject: Hey
Body: Why did you disappear? Hope all is well...

[[censored]]

I seem to attractig the scammers now

[ QUOTE ]
babegirl,

thank you for the interest and the compliments. you seem just like the type of girl i'm looking for. someone who can be both sexy and smart as well as smart and sexy. is this you?

perhaps there would be some way I could help you get back to the US, where we can meet and get to know each other better?

I'm eagerly awaiting hearing from you

Jeremy

P.S.
How big are your boobs?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: janet
Date: Dec 15, 2005 5:01 AM

babeguy, i almost gun here while i will like to introduct myself to you ,my name is jane hayens .am gotting intursticated here for you alone and i wonder to known you more and more.i am a model but i am looking for good guy that will take me through . i lived in texas huston.but am presently now in africa for a modeling and my boss lived in United State .But i back to texas every end of the year for my payment but am not here with enough of cash to get my airflight ticket back to U.S and my boss want to issue payment for me but is not allowed for me to recieve the check here and their is problem with me now overhere jsut to complete my ticket money that as been booking up since.Emotionally pictures phasated and nice profile there. it,s my pleasure to talk to you. am hayens from united state from texas huston (broomfield located via texas) babeguy how can i get you ? it,s a big question on me here. you can easily joined me here .....on my yahoo id, specially for you: hayens_002 best regards. .

my age(34yrs old) ........height(5"7)........hair(brown black).........structure(average). hubbies(love play PS: My email address is [email protected] i will like you to get back to me soonest so that will can go furthermore .thank you.
mrs hayens.


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[Dan BRIGHT]

That gorie-looking girl is alluring in a strange way, I cant explain it

[perrier]

Bright,

Perhaps it is because she looks like Gorie? Just taking a shot there...

Censored,

I am confused by you fear of scamming here, I mean honestly, what do you have to lose? Your heart to your soulmate? That is all I see here my man...

Perrier

[goofyballer]

Blake, you're my hero for posting all those convos. The pushing away and lack of compliments early on is key. It is worth noting that [censored] appears to have had reasonable success with compliments once he's been talking with a girl for awhile, like the chick on the car - and as long as it's delivered with some innuendo, not any "oh I think you're so pretty" crap.

I think the messages the fake chick accounts are getting is proving the worth of "inside?" as an opener. I've yet to use it myself but it's just now occurring to me that the girls I've been sending messages to probably get tons of messages exactly like the ones I send them all the time, which is why I've bricked all the time (it's obviously not because of my amazingly pimp myspace page - and 2+2ers, add me, I think the larger # of friends you have, the better).

I've tried with 5 girls in the central Oregon area, where I'm visiting my parents this week. Only one replied. The convo went something like this (since Myspace is broken for me right now - OH GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE UPGRADING TILL 5AM PST):

me: i'm dying to know, what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? this was referencing a joke on her profile, she said "message me if you want to know"
her: beer nuts cost almost a buck, while deer nuts are under a buck! have a nice day!
me: haha, that's funny. so here's one: how much does a polar bear weigh? yes, i'm a tool
her: how much???
me: enough to break the ice! zing!!! i'm actually up in bend visiting my parents for xmas, and they just moved here from california so i'm new to the area...anything fun to do? this is pretty much the same message (minus the polar bear part, and slightly tailored to each profile) that I sent to the other four girls that never responded

...and at this point, the conversation dies. I can't partake in the activities for a couple more weeks until I'm back at school. Then, it's on with "inside?". In the meantime, I'm looking forward to everyone's progress + trainwrecks.

Oh, and I definitely LMAOed when I saw gorie's pic in Blake's convo posts.