** Official June Chat Thread: The Flush **

[Cry Me A River]

We spent the week-end camping with my brother and his gf at Sandbanks Provincial Park.



Unfortunately last week's heat wave ended when we got there and it was FREEZING all week-end. Too cold to swim!

And of course today we're starting another heat wave! Grumble.

Still, good times. Good times.

[LearningCurve]

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We spent the week-end camping with my brother and his gf

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I missed you being around. Seemed quite of quiet last week. Know PB was on vacation some too, which reminds me...

PB, where's that trip report?

[GrandMelon]

LOLOLOLOL

MP was a 60/10 mega drooler

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($168.35)</font>
MP3 ($304)
CO ($189)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($240.10)</font>
SB ($201.60)
BB ($120.80)
UTG ($200)
UTG+1 ($379.05)
MP1 ($177.65)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls $24, CO calls $18.

Flop: ($81) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP2 checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $54</font>, MP2 calls $54, CO folds.

Turn: ($189) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets $88.35 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $88.35.

River: ($365.70) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $365.70

Results in white below:
MP2 has Qc 9h (two pair, queens and nines).
Hero has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $365.70.

DRwvu said, "u lucky donkey]"
DRwvu said, "idiot"
ME said, "u got lucky on the turn moron"
DRwvu said, "ok i flopped top pair and wanted to see another card turned two pair knew i had you beat so i went all in you called cause u thought u had it but u didnt moron"
DRwvu said, "you made a horrible call"

[Kos13]

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DRwvu said, "ok i flopped top pair..."

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Close enough for a 60/10, I guess.

[Mr_Donktastic]

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2.2k.

Predictions on how much pokah donk plays the rest of the month? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I would predict just a bunch more $10R until I actually win the damn thing.

I want my $12k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlane]

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LOLOLOLOL

MP was a 60/10 mega drooler

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($168.35)</font>
MP3 ($304)
CO ($189)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($240.10)</font>
SB ($201.60)
BB ($120.80)
UTG ($200)
UTG+1 ($379.05)
MP1 ($177.65)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls $24, CO calls $18.

Flop: ($81) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP2 checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $54</font>, MP2 calls $54, CO folds.

Turn: ($189) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets $88.35 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $88.35.

River: ($365.70) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $365.70

Results in white below:
MP2 has Qc 9h (two pair, queens and nines).
Hero has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $365.70.

DRwvu said, "u lucky donkey]"
DRwvu said, "idiot"
ME said, "u got lucky on the turn moron"
DRwvu said, "ok i flopped top pair and wanted to see another card turned two pair knew i had you beat so i went all in you called cause u thought u had it but u didnt moron"
DRwvu said, "you made a horrible call"

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BUT I FLOPPED TOP PAIR UR IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rdrr]

lol nice flop?

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $70.80
BB: $31.90
UTG: $52.25
UTG+1: $27.15
MP1: $57.85
MP2: $68.60
MP3: $22.00
CO: $36.15
BTN: $49.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 3 folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.50</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $5.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $8.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $70.30</font>, UTG+1 folds, CO calls all-in for $27.15
Uncalled bet of $34.65 returned to Hero

Turn: ($78.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($78.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $78.30 ($3 Rake)

CO had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$36.15)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Eight to Queen) and WON (+$39.15)

[Cry Me A River]

Imaginary top pair = da nutz!

[threads13]

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LOLOLOLOL

MP was a 60/10 mega drooler

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($168.35)</font>
MP3 ($304)
CO ($189)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($240.10)</font>
SB ($201.60)
BB ($120.80)
UTG ($200)
UTG+1 ($379.05)
MP1 ($177.65)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls $24, CO calls $18.

Flop: ($81) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP2 checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $54</font>, MP2 calls $54, CO folds.

Turn: ($189) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets $88.35 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $88.35.

River: ($365.70) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $365.70

Results in white below:
MP2 has Qc 9h (two pair, queens and nines).
Hero has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $365.70.

DRwvu said, "u lucky donkey]"
DRwvu said, "idiot"
ME said, "u got lucky on the turn moron"
DRwvu said, "ok i flopped top pair and wanted to see another card turned two pair knew i had you beat so i went all in you called cause u thought u had it but u didnt moron"
DRwvu said, "you made a horrible call"

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So, you are berating a bad player because?

[TheProdigy]

Oh get over it you can talk chit to hothead bad players it does nothing but make them worse players..everyone is soooo nitty about hurting a fishes feelings..lol he isn't leaving the table because of him saying that line.