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Old 07-14-2007, 03:59 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

I only now realized that the converter would show net loss and win. That screwed up the witty remark that I wanted to make. Hrmpf.
On second thought, I always knew that it would show net results. Wouldn't make sense any other way. I'm dumb.
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:08 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

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update:

now down to $20 after a Shortstacks AJ > my AQ, who would have thought it.

Decide to play an $11 SitnGo - then discover that I have joined a LIMIT SnG.

Deep Joy.

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Hahahaha ... this is one of the funniest bits in recent brew history ... feel your pain mate, but .... hahahaha
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:14 PM
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It's too great that some sites have "Hold'em" and "No Limit Hold'em". It's easy to confuse that, join a "Hold'em" tourney to only discover that it's limit. It's obv. not so obv. to the runners of the site that people consider "Hold'em" tourneys to be no limit as a standard and that limit should be explicitly noted...
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
update:

now down to $20 after a Shortstacks AJ > my AQ, who would have thought it.

Decide to play an $11 SitnGo - then discover that I have joined a LIMIT SnG.

Deep Joy.

[/ QUOTE ]


Hahahaha ... this is one of the funniest bits in recent brew history ... feel your pain mate, but .... hahahaha

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I loled [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I remember when we started playing poker. A friend of mine was playing micro stakes STTs. Somehow he managed to join an $20 omaha instead of $2 holdem for the better part of his roll. Madness ensued.
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:19 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

Prima Network No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

CO ($28.53)
Button ($35.45)
SB ($48.22)
BB ($19.92)
Hero ($43.70)
MP ($19.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.8</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1.4</font>, BB calls $1.20, Hero calls $0.60.

Flop: ($4.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $0.2</font>, BB calls $0.20, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.80, BB folds.

Turn: ($12.40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $42.92 (All-In)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $55.32

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. SB wins $55.32. </font>

I ended the session as a big winner so its all smiles here but man. The action tonight was infinite. I would most likely stack this guy on a blank turn. He was a complete moron running at 90/60 over 75 hands.
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:25 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

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Prima Network No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

CO ($28.53)
Button ($35.45)
SB ($48.22)
BB ($19.92)
Hero ($43.70)
MP ($19.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.8</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1.4</font>, BB calls $1.20, Hero calls $0.60.

Flop: ($4.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $0.2</font>, BB calls $0.20, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.80, BB folds.

Turn: ($12.40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $42.92 (All-In)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $55.32

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. SB wins $55.32. </font>

I ended the session as a big winner so its all smiles here but man. The action tonight was infinite. I would most likely stack this guy on a blank turn. He was a complete moron running at 90/60 over 75 hands.

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You gotta love the big overbet push. It makes me so angry because villain is so dumb, esp. when he has the hand he is representing. And if he bluffs, it's still just such a stupid move.

It's such a shame that you can't post pictures into those chat boxes:
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:28 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

omg why do people torture themselves with LIMIT donkaments???

3rd.

I may never play LIMIT again.

[censored] you poker Gods I am done for today.
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:31 PM
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Limit tournaments are hell. They usually only end because the blinds increase so rapidly.
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:37 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

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Prima Network No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

CO ($28.53)
Button ($35.45)
SB ($48.22)
BB ($19.92)
Hero ($43.70)
MP ($19.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.8</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1.4</font>, BB calls $1.20, Hero calls $0.60.

Flop: ($4.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $0.2</font>, BB calls $0.20, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.80, BB folds.

Turn: ($12.40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $42.92 (All-In)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $55.32

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. SB wins $55.32. </font>

I ended the session as a big winner so its all smiles here but man. The action tonight was infinite. I would most likely stack this guy on a blank turn. He was a complete moron running at 90/60 over 75 hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

You gotta love the big overbet push. It makes me so angry because villain is so dumb, esp. when he has the hand he is representing. And if he bluffs, it's still just such a stupid move.

It's such a shame that you can't post pictures into those chat boxes:


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ahah hilarious dude [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] It would however be a violation to the Fish berating act.(Not saying I would pass if the opportunity presented itself)

Deepstacked in a heavenly spot and the nut asscard shows up on the turn. Pretty depressing.
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Old 07-14-2007, 05:54 PM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

This happened a while ago when I was on tilt, but thought I deserved a mention:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($37.30)
MP ($9.70)
CO ($7.65)
Button ($7.35)
SB ($10.70)
Hero ($15.60)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $0.4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $15.6</font>, SB calls $8.70 (All-In).

Flop: ($26.30) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($26.30) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($26.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $26.30

Results in white below:
SB has Ks As (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ah Kc (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $26.30.
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