** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[Johnes Benjamin]

I was tilting bad before this, thus the minraise.
this cheered me up
AND ONE!


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 7 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $48.25
Hero (BB): $48.00
UTG: $23.50
UTG+1: $50.85
MP: $66.20
CO: $42.85
BTN: $30.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $1.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $0.75, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, MP calls $3.00, SB calls $3.00

Flop: ($12) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $7.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $44.25</font>, Hero calls all-in for $30.00
Uncalled bet of $0.25 returned to SB

Turn: ($100) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($100) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $100.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Jacks) and LOST (-$48.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Jacks) and WON (+$49.00)

[GrandMelon]

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NL100 seems weird at the moment. It's way tighter than usual, but with a significantly bigger proportion of donators. Wonder why.

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This is what 50 is feeling like right now...

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Weird 2/4 was like that too. Everyone seemed to be either a nitfish or a 30+ vpip donk.

[coordi]

Apparently today was a good day to decide to play all day.

[CalledDownLight]

let me know when one of you hits the $433k mark for the next 24 hours. I'll be there in 18-24.

[diebitter]

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NL100 seems weird at the moment. It's way tighter than usual, but with a significantly bigger proportion of donators. Wonder why.

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This is what 50 is feeling like right now...

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Weird 2/4 was like that too. Everyone seemed to be either a nitfish or a 30+ vpip donk.

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I'm peeved actually, I 12 tabled for an hour, and only came away with half a BI up, mainly down to loose-passive donators actually having hands like KK when I had QQ.

[grouchie]

A friend of mine was adopted by a cat yesterday.
I informed her of how cats were evil, soul stealing beasts.

She thinks I might be mentally unstable.

[GrandMelon]

So the other night me and my roommate had a bunch of people over at our apartment to drink and hang out. One of our friends got mega hammered and passed out on our couch. Since he passed out with his shoes on he was fair game so we wrote all over him with sharpie and all that good stuff.

Then after awhile I go to sleep and then am awoken by lots of noise coming from my living room. I hear our friend say "WTF" then scramble around loudly for a bit then leave the apartment. I figured he just saw all the [censored] we drew on him with the sharpies and left to clean it off.

Then I go into the living room and go to sit on the couch to watch TV. There was a blanket sitting there so I figure it was just the one he used to sleep with so I picked up and moved it. Then I sat down and immediately my ass gets SOAKED. I look and there is a huge wet spot in the middle of our couch (we just bought it like 3 weeks ago too). I smell it and of course it smells like [censored] piss mixed with water. Stupid [censored] pisses on our couch then trys to put some water on it then cover it with a blanket hoping we wont see it.

Cliff notes: guy comes over and drinks at our place, gets really drunks and passes out on our couch. then he pisses himself and soils our couch and trys to hide his mess like a [censored] dog.

edited cause for some reason i wrote coach instead of couch

[CalledDownLight]

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So the other night me and my roommate had a bunch of people over at our apartment to drink and hang out. One of our friends got mega hammered and passed out on our couch. Since he passed out with his shoes on he was fair game so we wrote all over him with sharpie and all that good stuff.

Then after awhile I go to sleep and then am awoken by lots of noise coming from my living room. I hear our friend say "WTF" then scramble around loudly for a bit then leave the apartment. I figured he just saw all the [censored] we drew on him with the sharpies and left to clean it off.

Then I go into the living room and go to sit on the couch to watch TV. There was a blanket sitting there so I figure it was just the one he used to sleep with so I picked up and moved it. Then I sat down and immediately my ass gets SOAKED. I look and there is a huge wet spot in the middle of our coach (we just bought it like 3 weeks ago too). I smell it and of course it smells like [censored] piss mixed with water. Stupid [censored] pisses on our couch then trys to put some water on it then cover it with a blanket hoping we wont see it.

Cliff notes: guy comes over and drinks at our place, gets really drunks and passes out on our couch. then he pisses himself and soils our couch and trys to hide his mess like a [censored] dog.

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If I was your coach I'd have [censored] him up. Obviously he isn't your poker coach though since he seems a little on the passive side.

[chicken10der]

or maybe he realized what happened with the sharpies, then drank a bunch of water so he could piss on your couch and then cover it knowing you would sit on it. is your friend typically a diabolical genius of that level?

[Mr_Donktastic]

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or maybe he realized what happened with the sharpies, then drank a bunch of water so he could piss on your couch and then cover it knowing you would sit on it. is your friend typically a diabolical genius of that level?

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