**Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

[matrix]

*cry*

so life is nutso with work ATM and I wound up cashing out a week or two back.

Seeing as Party didn't offer me a bonus (again) I decided to cash in my Party points and see how far I can get on a 5 buyin roll playing 2 tables of 25NL.

hellloooooo DOOMswitch.

now down to 1 buyin and in 3 stacks I got it all-in as a big favourite - the fourth I pushed OTT of a flop minraise with MP + OESD - was snap called by TPGK and obv blanked.

*sigh* - playing good solid poker and getting pwned by morans is no fun.

I won't be playing whatever happens after Monday for a week or three as I is moving house and have no t'internet.

I plan on descending on 50/100NL like a horde of locusts or something when I gets back to the tables in mid August.

that is all.

Now lets see how far I can get on a 1 buyin roll....

[Nogatsira]

aw thats the suck matrix.
looks like when im taking underrolled shots and get sucked out when i push a flop.. hurts like hell when you aint rolled.

[netstorm]

[ QUOTE ]
Also an aside, I completely blew up at a fellow that was giving advice about what I had to another person at the table in the middle of a hand. I shoved and the guy said "fold he has the straight" and the guy folded (I actually had a boat). I told that guy that that sort of table talk isn't allowed, it's tantamount to cheating and not to do it again, he scoffed and told me "I had no authority." Would reporting him to stars support be an overreaction?

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously, report him. Scan BBV for a post that 0evg0 made. He got his equity paid out by pokerstars because of the table talk, and the guy who ran his mouth had his chat perma banned.

[matrix]

update:

now down to $20 after a Shortstacks AJ > my AQ, who would have thought it.

Decide to play an $11 SitnGo - then discover that I have joined a LIMIT SnG.

Deep Joy.

[whiteladder81]

Does anyone know what the smallest nlhe stakes are in Vegas?

[Nogatsira]

time to start tilting oO
fold ITM, thats what limit sngs are made for

[d0nkaments]

I snapcall and yell ship it on the turn

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($10)</font>
CO ($11.70)
Button ($5.45)
SB ($16.15)
BB ($11.75)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($3.35)</font>
UTG+1 ($2.25)
MP1 ($3.90)
MP2 ($10.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.45</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls $0.40, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $0.35.

Flop: ($1.45) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $0.2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.6</font>, SB folds, UTG calls $1.40.

Turn: ($-2.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $1.3 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $1.30.

River: ($0) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $7.25

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has 2d 2s (four of a kind, twos).
Hero has Ks Kc (full house, kings full of twos).
Outcome: UTG wins $7.25. </font>

[Nogatsira]

thats a pretty bad beat [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[LordBrun]

woho a dude running 90/60 at my table just trippled up [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[thac]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $207.15
BB: $115.35
UTG: $46.65
BTN: $92.40

Reads: <font color="blue">This must be ssdex</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, <font color="red">BTN raises to $3.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $81.40</font>, Hero calls $63.40

Turn: ($186.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($186.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $186.80 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$92.40)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$92.40)