SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[Clayton]

anyone who has visited IRC in the last 2 months knows what site i'm talking about. but i want the fish in my games to be fatass 45 year old bus drivers and not SSNL 1/2 players taking shots, obv?

[carrotsnake]

lol, this is true. Though if any of those 1/2 fish want to gimme stars dinero in exchange for staying outta my 5/10 games, that'd be down [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I kid I kid <3

50k holla

[Jigsaws]

Party's nice. Three hands against the same TAGfish. Note that the first hand is the first hand we've ever played together, and he can't have stats on me.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $235
BB: $300.37
<u>Hero (UTG): $197</u>
<u>BTN: $229.50</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, BTN calls $8, 2 folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($19) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $15</font>, BTN calls $15

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($49) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $27</font>, Hero calls $27

<font color="black">River:</font> ($103) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Pot Size: $103

Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Eights)
BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Fives)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">SB: $196.75</font>
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $197.70</font>
<font color="black">UTG: $80.03</font>
CO: $196
BTN: $362.10

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $2, 2 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($6) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18</font>, UTG folds, SB calls $13

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($42) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $29</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $58</font>, Hero folds

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $198.57</u>
BB: $204.70
<u>Hero (UTG): $241</u>
CO: $72.06
BTN: $418.05

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8, <font color="red">SB raises to $29</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $97</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB goes all-in for $197.57</font>, Hero calls $101.57

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($404.14) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($404.14) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($404.14) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and won (+$206.57)
SB mucked Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$197.57)

Pot Size: $404.14

[VPIP100]

Is it an euro-site?

[shpanko]

ugh just dropped 1.6k at a 2-4 NL shot. I feel like I'm the worst poker player alive someone please kill me. Back to 1-2, hope I don't tilt next time I play

[_TKO_]

shpanko, i feel ya. i'm on a bad run, or i suck. recently took a shot at 1-2 and lost like 6 buyins, then continued the love after moving down.

[goofyballer]

Question: I know Kolo said that not many people can pull off the unshaven look, but what do we think of the dusting of facial hair seen here on young goofyballer?



It's 2:40am and I haven't started my 5 page paper due in 8 hours yet, so obviously I figured taking pictures in front of a mirror would be a more productive use of my time.

[tannenj]

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ugh just dropped 1.6k at a 2-4 NL shot. I feel like I'm the worst poker player alive someone please kill me. Back to 1-2, hope I don't tilt next time I play

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ridiculously standard, don't sweat it.

[tufat23]

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Party's nice. Three hands against the same TAGfish. Note that the first hand is the first hand we've ever played together, and he can't have stats on me.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $235
BB: $300.37
<u>Hero (UTG): $197</u>
<u>BTN: $229.50</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, BTN calls $8, 2 folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($19) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $15</font>, BTN calls $15

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($49) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $27</font>, Hero calls $27

<font color="black">River:</font> ($103) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Pot Size: $103

Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Eights)
BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Fives)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">SB: $196.75</font>
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $197.70</font>
<font color="black">UTG: $80.03</font>
CO: $196
BTN: $362.10

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $2, 2 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($6) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18</font>, UTG folds, SB calls $13

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($42) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $29</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $58</font>, Hero folds

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $198.57</u>
BB: $204.70
<u>Hero (UTG): $241</u>
CO: $72.06
BTN: $418.05

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8, <font color="red">SB raises to $29</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $97</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB goes all-in for $197.57</font>, Hero calls $101.57

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($404.14) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($404.14) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($404.14) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and won (+$206.57)
SB mucked Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$197.57)

Pot Size: $404.14

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i dont like the way u play.

[Abramovic]

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Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $235
BB: $300.37
Hero (UTG): $197
BTN: $229.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K J (4 Players)
Hero raises to $8, BTN calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($19) 8 J 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $15, BTN calls $15

Turn: ($49) 2 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $27, Hero calls $27

River: ($103) 8 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Pot Size: $103

Hero had K J (two pairs, Jacks and Eights)
BTN had 5 5 (two pairs, Jacks and Fives)

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B/F on turn not better than C/C?