My home casino

[mug77]

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I think the critical thing here is to be sure to schedule casino nights when your parents won't be home AND make all participants sign an agreement saying that they will remain completely still and quiet should your parents return home early.

IMO, these two things are a must.

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dont know if this is sarcasm or not. but anyways, parents arent a problem. my moms cool with it.

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Your mom doesn't mind taking chance of catching charges?

[DING-DONG YO]

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I think the critical thing here is to be sure to schedule casino nights when your parents won't be home AND make all participants sign an agreement saying that they will remain completely still and quiet should your parents return home early.

IMO, these two things are a must.

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dont know if this is sarcasm or not. but anyways, parents arent a problem. my moms cool with it.

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Your mom doesn't mind taking chance of catching charges?

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yes, that was sarcasm.

Are you sure your parents are cool with this? Have you told them exactly what you plan to do?

[Trouthunter]

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P.S. I have been thinking about starting my own multi-state lottery. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how to make this run smoothly?

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Choose small contiguous states (think New England, not the Southwest) so you don't have to travel much, and hire people to sell tickets door to door. Telemarketing is passe. Deliver the payouts to the winner in the form of gigantic checks - at least 5 feet by 3 feet, but bigger if possible. Make them try to actually cash the enormous checks.

These things should help your lottery run smoothly. A celebrity spokesperson never hurt either. Start small, like with a local weatherman or morning DJ from your favorite oldies station, then move up to big stars like that guy who fell off his motorcycle and hit his head and went all crazy or the guy who played Charlie Chaplin and then went into rehab about 40 times. I can't remember their names, but they are really famous and they should lend an air of legitimacy to your multistate lottery. Women in bikinis will do if you can't get big stars...just make sure they are passable looking. No fatties. Unless you're in the Midwest, then you might not have a choice.


Just kidding about the Midwest.


Seriously though, no fatties.


Anyway, good luck!

[mug77]

I love this thread

[Trouthunter]

GARY BUSEY and ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.!!!

Busey is the head injury guy and Downey is the addict who played Chaplin. Dang. That's been bugging me ever since my post. Get them to be celebrity spokespeople. Busey is crazy and if you tell him you already paid him and he must have forgot, he'll probably believe you (either that or he will stab you). Downey will work for baggies full of crushed up cold pills cut down with baking soda. You can save a fortune with those two, and think of the credibility! Hell, if you get even one of them, I'll buy the first ticket.

[General K]

Oh yeah....time for a bump

[MookieBlaylock]

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You've been here less than a month... How the hell did you find this thread?! I guess its status as the "worlds greatest thread" is now universally accepted.

[General K]

Yes, this post is legendary. Time to go see what's new on 'sup bro'

[AdamDenick]

Just saw this on a myspace poker group. Couldn't resist.

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Subject: POKER HOME GAME INVITE !!!!
I live in Fresno (559) area code and was lookin to get a game goin every saturday or sunday at my place. I was thinking about having three tables,5-10 to a table,$20 tourny fee ,$40 buy in,last at each table plays on final table,and must finish game or forfeit. Beer and snacks takin care of. If your gf/bf wants to come thats cool. I just thought i'd see if there were anyone interested if so go to my profile and leave a message- i'll accept the friend request, just put POKER PAL as a comment. Untill we talk again, ACE'S UP !!

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heh. I guess tworooks moved to Fresno? link to myspace page

[CheckRaise]

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