Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[marty_palin]

no one asked you for your home address? why are you so tightly wound


and whats with the gayest sig on 2+2

[phdude]

How many lengths of a 25y pool do you swim in an hour?

[Eegs]

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When I get a lapdance for 3 songs, why does the stripper always tell the DJ to switch to the Ramones?

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You must tip poorly

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Have you ever used these said drugs? If yes, do you still? How often?

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No, never have.

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Pics of strippers?

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Now I am relatively new to Atlanta, but the only strip club I have seen near Atlantic Station is named Big Richards or something like that. Would really change how we interpret these answers of yours.

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No, I do not work at Swinging Richards.. Think Northside Dr.

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Percentage of strippers who give extras?

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~Mike

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Tiffany's?

[aislephive]

Best "Ask a ___" thread yet (although I don't read them often, was attracted to this one [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ), and happy birthday.

I've never legally went to a strip club and never got the "real experience." I plan on going when I turn 21 and want to get laid by the hottest stripper there, what do you suggest I do, step by step?

Also, can you just go and pick any girl up that isn't busy? I mean, I'm kinda picky about girls in general. Some are cute but don't really do anything for me, and some are just incredibly sexy and I would do anything I could within my power (and reason of course) at the moment to get with them.

What's a polite way to tell one of the strippers you aren't interested in them? Seems like kind of a douchey thing to have to say, maybe if I don't tip them at all they'll leave me alone? :P

Awesome thread, keep it coming.

[David H]

You sure do seem like a giant douchebag.

[El_Hombre_Grande]

WTF? FWIW, I thought the thread was amusing, real or fake. Pony up the coin and see if he can answer the questions if its so damned important to you that its legit. Oh yeah, and go (censored) yourself while you are at it.

We are in BBV4L, or am I missing something?

[Chaos_ult]

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You sure do seem like a giant douchebag.

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Glad I didn't have to say it.

I think it comes with the territory, though.

I mean, have you ever met a bouncer who WASN'T?

[EvanJC]

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6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

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those sets would take hours/be impossible for a mortal man

[DannyOcean_]

How is sambo? I love everything about mma and have been training for a little while, but i don't know that much about sambo.

all i really know is that fedor pwns at it.

[pookvis]

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6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

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those sets would take hours/be impossible for a mortal man

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DO YOU JUICE?

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Absolutely

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