Best Quick Joke you know

[KidLifeCrisis]

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

In white <font color="white">They rearranged the furniture. </font>

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they stomped on her brail books with golf shoes

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They put a plunger in the toilet.

[-beavs-]

Q. what's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

A. you can't gargle sand!


Q. what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

A. acne doesn't come on your face until you're 16.

[flaag]

New Russian venerial disease: Rotyerkokov

[networkman]

Woman: Are you the man that saved my son from drowning?

Man: Yes, that was me.

Woman: WHERE ARE HIS FU*KING MITTENS!!!

[macdaddy991]

Why do Emo families never cut their yards?

Because their yards cut themselves.

[Performify]

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What do you call a black guy who flys an airplane.

A Pilot.

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Proper punchline: A Pilot, you f**king racist.

[Iconoclastic]

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the FUQ OUTTA HERE!

[dinopoker]

What's the difference between a Polish woman's pussy and a bowling ball?



If you really HAD to, you could probably eat a bowling ball.

[ckboddic]

Q: Why can't Helen Keller Drive?

A: Because she's a woman!!!

LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[dw2006]

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: what is this, a joke?