Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[HoldingFolding]

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

[prohornblower]

That is a funny blog. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[MaxWeiss]

I just have to write it out... for all intents and purposes...

I mean, I mess up that kind of stuff all the time. I actually have a dictionary of common phrases just so I don't botch stuff like that for reports.

[MaxWeiss]

Good man.

[jimpo]

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Her response, which is a classic line between me and my buds now that I have broken up with her: "Why do you have to be so logical all the time?"

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that is effing amazing

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All, if you do not understand why on earth women would say / think like that, you are going to have problems with your relationships. Understanding where the logic == bad mindset comes from is very beneficial when you are dealing with a woman who seems insane by men's standards.

[jimpo]

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Girl I'm currently dating and I go out with my brother and some of our friends. All get drunk except my brother and my girlfriend, coming home we make a stop at the late night greasy Mexican place. She asks for a folded chicken Taco. I have never heard of a folded Taco before so I ask if she means hard or soft, to which she replys "I just want a folded taco".

So I make an executive decision that folded means soft taco and order that for her AND also one for myself. We get home and she freaks out when she sees the taco and says she wanted the one with the crunchy shell. WTF? She is so disgusted by this soft flour tortilla that she wont eat anything and says shes not hungry anymore. I remain calm and say OK my mistake (this was my mistake to even suggest this) and I would go back and get her a hard taco.

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That is retarded.

[kenos21]

This happened 2 minutes ago.

We went out last night and I managed to get her to stay over at my place, after she had wanted to go back to her's because I had to work early today and she didn't.
I let her sleep and just got a call from her:

Her: I got a speeding ticket in your neighboorhood
Me: Sorry
Her: It's all your fault, if we would have slept at my house this never woulda happened.
Me: you can say that about alot of things
Pause, Me: What were you doing?
Her: going 60 in a 35
Me: why would you do that?
Her: Cause I was over at your house, do you want to pay my ticket, it's your fault. (Getting angrier)
Me: Well, I guess they caught you.
Her: It's all your fault. F you. Hangs up.

Nice life.

[Hopey]

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This happened 2 minutes ago.

We went out last night and I managed to get her to stay over at my place, after she had wanted to go back to her's because I had to work early today and she didn't.
I let her sleep and just got a call from her:

Her: I got a speeding ticket in your neighboorhood
Me: Sorry
Her: It's all your fault, if we would have slept at my house this never woulda happened.
Me: you can say that about alot of things
Pause, Me: What were you doing?
Her: going 60 in a 35
Me: why would you do that?
Her: Cause I was over at your house, do you want to pay my ticket, it's your fault. (Getting angrier)
Me: Well, I guess they caught you.
Her: It's all your fault. F you. Hangs up.

Nice life.

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Wow. What a bitch.

[DrewDevil]

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This happened 2 minutes ago.

We went out last night and I managed to get her to stay over at my place, after she had wanted to go back to her's because I had to work early today and she didn't.
I let her sleep and just got a call from her:

Her: I got a speeding ticket in your neighboorhood
Me: Sorry
Her: It's all your fault, if we would have slept at my house this never woulda happened.
Me: And if my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle. When are you going to suck my dick again?

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[prohornblower]

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Me: you can say that about alot of things


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lol. Don't...even...try this argument! OTHER THINGS DONT MATTER! CANT U SEE!? ALL THAT MATTERS IS HER, HER TICKET, HERSELF, HER MONEY, AND HER PERSON!