SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION

[orange]

FullTiltPoker Game #1060601849: Table Scholar (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:15:56 ET - 2006/10/02
Seat 1: orangeman87 ($256.60)
Seat 2: Herzog ($116.75)
Seat 3: skrappy44 ($98.80)
Seat 4: Cre8ive ($305.20)
Seat 5: Findwaldonow ($196.60)
Seat 6: Don Key E37 ($264.55)
Findwaldonow posts the small blind of $1
Don Key E37 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to orangeman87 [K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
orangeman87 raises to $7
Herzog folds
skrappy44 folds
Cre8ive calls $7
Findwaldonow folds
Don Key E37 raises to $25
orangeman87 has 15 seconds left to act
orangeman87 raises to $83
Cre8ive folds
Don Key E37 calls $58
*** FLOP *** [7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 checks
orangeman87 bets $173.60, and is all in
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 calls $173.60
orangeman87 shows [K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Don Key E37 shows [K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
*** TURN *** [7c As 9c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [7c As 9c Qd] [Qc]
orangeman87 shows a flush, Ace high
Don Key E37 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
orangeman87 wins the pot ($518.20) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $521.20 | Rake $3
Board: [7c As 9c Qd Qc]
Seat 1: orangeman87 showed [Kc Ac] and won ($518.20) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Herzog didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: skrappy44 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Cre8ive (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Findwaldonow (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Don Key E37 (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens

[tufat23]

[ QUOTE ]
+1k in 220 hands. whoo.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeh i think this online bill think suddenly threw a reverse doomswitch for both of us, although I've been running hot for ages now anyway

[Don Key E37]

That hand was a little bit tilt induced. Can't believe I made that call. -$1097 in 2.5 hours = NL200 > me . God I suck at life, off to find beer. Here's a couple for your entertainment.

this guy was a 50/30 maniac who floated every flop. same table with orange

FullTiltPoker Game #1060677814: Table Scholar (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:39:15 ET - 2006/10/02
Seat 1: orangeman87 ($497.25)
Seat 2: ferguson87 ($207.95)
Seat 3: skrappy44 ($34.05)
Seat 4: Cre8ive ($303.05)
Seat 5: Findwaldonow ($420.30)
Seat 6: Don Key E37 ($255)
Don Key E37 posts the small blind of $1
orangeman87 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Jc Jh]
ferguson87 raises to $7
skrappy44 calls $7
Cre8ive calls $7
Findwaldonow folds
Don Key E37 raises to $37
orangeman87 folds
ferguson87 folds
skrappy44 calls $27.05, and is all in
Cre8ive calls $30
*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7c]
Don Key E37 bets $117.05
Cre8ive raises to $266.05, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $100.95, and is all in
Cre8ive shows [Td Ts]
Don Key E37 shows [Jc Jh]
skrappy44 shows [Qd Ad]
Uncalled bet of $48.05 returned to Cre8ive
*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7c] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7c 2s] [Kc]
Cre8ive shows three of a kind, Tens
Don Key E37 shows a pair of Jacks
Cre8ive wins the side pot ($441.90) with three of a kind, Tens
skrappy44 shows Ace King high
Cre8ive wins the main pot ($108.15) with three of a kind, Tens
skrappy44 is sitting out
Don Key E37 is sitting out

Completely on tilt for this hand. But nice gutshot anyway.

FullTiltPoker Game #1060690830: Table Bridger (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:43:13 ET - 2006/10/02
Seat 1: skeetm0n ($399.80)
Seat 2: Alstro ($201)
Seat 3: LuckyBettie ($214.60)
Seat 4: Grinder4 ($200)
Seat 5: sharktops ($184.90)
Seat 6: Don Key E37 ($371.90)
Alstro posts the small blind of $1
LuckyBettie posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Ah Ks]
Grinder4 folds
sharktops folds
Don Key E37 raises to $7
skeetm0n folds
Alstro folds
LuckyBettie calls $5
*** FLOP *** [9c Kd 7d]
LuckyBettie checks
Don Key E37 bets $11
LuckyBettie calls $11
*** TURN *** [9c Kd 7d] [Ts]
LuckyBettie checks
Don Key E37 bets $30
LuckyBettie raises to $196.60, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $166.60
LuckyBettie shows [Qd Jc]
Don Key E37 shows [Ah Ks]
*** RIVER *** [9c Kd 7d Ts] [8s]
LuckyBettie shows a straight, King high
Don Key E37 shows a pair of Kings
LuckyBettie wins the pot ($427.20) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $430.20 | Rake $3
Board: [9c Kd 7d Ts 8s]
Seat 1: skeetm0n (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Alstro (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: LuckyBettie (big blind) showed [Qd Jc] and won ($427.20) with a straight, King high
Seat 4: Grinder4 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: sharktops didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Don Key E37 showed [Ah Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings

[cbloom]

Beat #1 : took my last Party monies to a tourney. Villain is some moron TAG who thinks he's making a smart re-steal. Good lord.

No Limit Hold'em Tournament , 10 players
Blinds : 50/100

Stacks:
Hero : 3908
BB : 3456

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is HJ with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to 400</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to 3357 (all-in)</font>, Hero calls (3056).

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6813, 2 players)
Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6813, 2 players)
River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6813, 2 players)
Results: (final pot $6813)
Hero shows K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (One Pair)
BB wins 6962 chips with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (Straight)

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Beat #2 : September Party unmentionable was over $1500 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[orange]

wait, you dont get your unmentionable? christ, how many [censored] hands did you play?

[Pokey]

OK, I've been asking everybody about this, so I might as well ask you folks.

Remember the way-too-young-for-me gal that I was asking about? Things got stranger.

Sunday I see her after church (nah, Pokey didn't find religion -- I'm just scoping the scene for chicks [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]). I sang in the choir because I've got a *lovely* singing voice (go fig) and she sings in the choir and the guy she's sitting with is the ass. choir director (abbreviation intended). So, I wanders up and introduces meself. The three of us are chatting and he's going out of his way to act possessive of her in subtle ways (sitting close, intruding into the convo on occasion, that sort of thing). It *looks* like he's her boyfriend; at least, he sure made it seem that way. He did everything he could to show ownership except pee on her leg. She asks me what I do for a living, and when I tell her that I teach she lights up like a Christmas tree -- she's studying to teach, too, and she's clearly excited that I'm into that sort of thing.

So, we's chattin'. She says, "are you busy on Wednesday nights?"

I says, "nothing that's recurrent." I'm cool like that.

She says, "we have choir practice on Wednesdays at 7pm; you should come by!"

Toolio interrupts and says "...but not this Wednesday; we've got a meeting, so it'll be boring."

She doesn't miss a beat and says "oh, I find those meetings enjoyable; it's fun listening to people bicker."

(She invited me to something quasi-social, he tried to keep me away, she invited again. Okies....)

Then, out of nowhere, she says "here, let me give you my phone number in case you need to get in touch with me." The guy starts to sputter something like "what...what are you...?" and she just says matter-of-factly "I'm giving him my phone number." And she does. Fun, fun.

Then, it happens: Sunday school lets out and my goddaughter wanders out. Realize that she's 5 years old and just as cute as is humanly possible. OK, so five years of nuturing are about to pay off: I drop down into a crouch and point at her, thinking "girl, I've been investing in you for half a decade, and it's time for you to PAY OFF. Come on, 7-7-7!"

BOOYAH! She spots me and come trotting over, giving me a huge hug and climbing into my arms. I introduce her to them, knowing that I just scored some MAJOR points (chicks totally dig puppies and lil' kids). She's shy and coy and sweet and just does the whole chick magnet thing perfectly. All this with no training! Remind me to buy her another stuffed animal the next time I see her....

Anyways, my goddaughter and I wander off to find her grandfather, and a bit later I see Potsie and the gal sitting on another bench, and he kisses her hand -- like I said, he's doing everything but put a collar on the gal.

SO:

WTF? The girl asks my aunt who I am, she gives me her phone number without my asking for it, she seems highly attentive and whatnot, but Urkel sure seems like he's her beau. What's my next move? To put it into poker-speak,

<font color="red">Hero...?</font>

My plan is to call her on Tuesday and figure out once and for all what's going on. I'll say something debonaire like "so, you mentioned Wednesdays are choir practice, but your boyfriend said that there's a meeting this week...." just to see how she reacts. What can I say? I'm cool like that.

Life can be exciting sometimes: I know it's all going to end disasterously badly, but I'm not sure HOW. Fun, fun.

[orange]

pics of her are needed. keep us updated.

[matrix]

[ QUOTE ]
Matrix,
It's not that we won't be able to play. It's that the new law would make it illegal to transfer money in or out of a site. This will obviously be difficult to enforce, but it is possible.

[/ QUOTE ]

anything is possible - it's *possible* that your AA will get busted by 72o everytime for the next 10 years.

new law makes it illegal to xfer money IN - not out...

I read that the banks (who will be doing the enforcing) are saying this law is next to unenforceable anyway, or presently extremely impractical - also it's the sites doing the transferring that are being criminalised - most decidedly NOT the people whos $ is beng transferred - as long as some sites somewhere who have execs who are happy never setting foot in the US and have high risk tolerances then the games are going to continue.

I think there is way too much $ at stake for online poker to stop, and that a month or 3 down the line we will all be playing in a different landscape against most of the same fish we stack regularly today.

[tufat23]

who's praying dikshit is metagaming the LSE and actually has found legal loopholes, but decided now would be a great time to let his shareprice plummet, rebuy all the shares he sold and then BOOM!! pwn us all with his legal mumbo jumbo that his multi-billion dollar company can just about afford.

everything goes back to normal but dikshit makes $1bill in a week.

wishful thinking perhaps...

[MannyIsGod]

If Dikshit wants to go to jail, thats a pretty damn sweet plan.