In all seriousness, what are you looking for in a woman?

[whiskeytown]

I REALLY need brains - if I can't talk with her about anything but stupid stuff I'll go insane -]\

physical, I'm not too picky but I don't think I can deal with a girl that outweighs me at 6'3"

I really need a partner in crime and a best friend but probably a [censored] buddy too - LOL -

ideally I look for tall - I don't care much about breasts (b-cup is fine for me) - as long as there's something there - but it's nice to be able to look her in the eye -

plus tall girls are a bit different - they can be beautiful and single cause 80% of the men are below their range [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - but I don't have that problem - hottest girl I ever dated (prob. a 7 or 8) was 5'11" and I was one of the few guys she wasn't self conscicious around.

after I get my album done I'll be online looking probably - but until then I'll just get my work done - online will still be there this winter - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I can't deal with these drunk bar girls always barely able to stand up anymore.

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[Tennenbaum]

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Tennenbaum,

Wow, interesting question. I've rifled through most of the broads in the SW US, and just haven't found what I'm looking for. Here is a short list of my qualifications:

- hot chick
- into chowing box once in awhile
- posts on an off-topic board frequented by lonely 22 YO males (so when we become an item I'll be like HOLLA I WIN BITCHES!!!1)
- likes to throw camping parties in her backyard, that's hot
- ability to read between the lines
- finds huge penises a turn-on

A plus:
- love of anal sex

Tennenbaum, pretty tight criteria as you can see. Please let me know if anyone comes to mind. I'd rather be picky and flying solo than hanging with some annoying byotch who only puts out when I slip her a rufi. Life's too short. Anyway, I am in something of a relationship now, and it's being neglected. Later.



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I totally just LOL'd at this. Gold. Pure Gold.

[AJackson]

me

[iversonian]

That she is attracted to me. As I get older, I find that that becomes more and more compelling.

[agent_fish]

1) She has to be a 6 or better. (That's a 6 on my scale, which on OOT's scale would be a 4 or better.)

2)She has to be what would be considered gifted. This means an IQ of 130 or higher. I'm not going to be giving her an IQ test, but I like to think I can tell. It's not that I'm super-smart or anything (I think my IQ is barely above 130, which for 2+2ers is probably low). It's just that I don't get along as well with girls who aren't 'smart'.

Of course, IQ isn't everything. If I felt she was smart, I wouldn't care what her IQ was. I'm just using that as a point of reference.

Also, I don't want to be with a girl who is super-nerdy and acts like she is the smartest person in the world. Sure, you're smart and you know it, but just act like a normal person. Don't try to prove to everyone how smart you are.

3) I like laid-back people in general. A girl who just goes with the flow and doesn't get worked up over little stuff would be best for me.


Also, even though I put looks first, they are not the most important thing to me. Just a base-level of looks are important, otherwise I wouldn't really be interested in the first place. I would rather be with a 5 who had points 2 and 3 covered than a 9 who was dumb and high-strung.

[nath]

Awesome post tuq, I'm dying here.
This is my favorite part:
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- likes to throw camping parties in her backyard, that's hot
- ability to read between the lines

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also, I didn't know you were a lefty! Hey, twinsies!

[SoloAJ]

I don't think I've ever come across someone who was able to put out such quality material regardless of the topic. I would kiss your hand tuq, but clearly its a little dirty right now.

As for what I look for in a woman:
Someone who can carry on a conversation with me is probably more important than all else.
Someone who has a sense of humor matching mine is second. Laughter and happiness go hand in hand for me. Luckily I think I've got both of those nailed down with my current gf.

[multious]

humour, passion and compassion

[Case Closed]

kkf degen,

So a maid you can [censored] whenever you want?

As for me, it would be nice to find a lady who could see through my bull [censored].