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#171
08-27-2006, 06:37 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
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Whats brown and sticky? A stick. [/ QUOTE ] I follow this up with: What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Ok, what's green and bushy? My pubic hair! 
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#172
08-27-2006, 06:40 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
God help me.
What's the hardest part about seeing a ten year old boy get hit by a truck? <font color="white"> Suppressing the erection. </font>
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#176
08-27-2006, 08:02 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
Ok THIS is the last one, promise!
A man walks to the doctor and says: "I have a giant hole in my ass". The doctor looks at his ass and bursts:"damn, what on earth can make such a hole??" The patient answers: "I was raped by an elephant" The doctor quickly replies: "yeah ok, but the penis of an elephants is long and thin, and this hole is huge". "He fingered me first"
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#177
08-27-2006, 08:07 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
Can't stop... must... resist...
"the last night i banged my girlfriend from the behind. Suddently I pulled it out of her pussy and jammed it up in her ass. She turned around with a scream and said: "Isn't that a bit presumptious, and I thought: well, she might be right, but that's a mighty big word for an eight year old"
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#178
08-29-2006, 01:52 AM
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Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
I AM SOFA KING
WE TODD DID
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#179
08-29-2006, 02:56 AM
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German lawyer jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a lamprey?
One of them has extensive knowledge of case law, while the other one is a marine animal. What do you call a place where a lawyer has been shot? A murder scene. What do you call a shark that ate a lawyer? A carnivore. Did you hear about the hostage situation? A man took twelve lawyers hostage; the situation is still unresolved. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, as long as they have a ladder.
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#180
08-29-2006, 03:09 AM
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Lawyer jokes
Those were the German jokes; here's the originals.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a lamprey? One is a bloodsucking parasite that drains people of life, the other is just a lamprey. (You can use leech or vampire or mosquito if you want to, but I like lampreys) What do you call a place where a lawyer has been shot? A better place. What do you call a shark that ate a lawyer? A hero. Did you hear about the hostage situation? A man took twelve lawyers hostage and he threatened to release one each hour until his demands were met. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to fight his appeal. A priest is testifying in a courtroom about how he saw a demon in his church. The prosecution lawyer asks him, "And when you entered the church, what did you see?" The priest says, "I saw a being of indescribable evil, filled with nothing but malice and hatred." The lawyer replies, "I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. I don't go to church." I probably should have posted this in reverse order.
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