OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[mmorpg]

I bet a few human females have tried that cover story as well. Like that Mary or whatever her name was

[Indiana]

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suited,

do ur thing my brotha

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I have never directly paid for sex . . . but if you have I'm sure you're ahead financially on $/F.

www.costofsex.com (calculator)

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I don't have a gf right now but I entered some estimates and got a cost of $240.51 for having sex ONCE with your gf. WTF. It's a little inaccurate because of the hourly rate thing but WTF.

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yah but u paid more than that for the asian pornstar didnt you?

[bigt439]

beat: seeing 20K shipped to someone else instead of you is sad...

***** Hand History for Game 6000125857 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Thu May 24 20:39:47 EDT 2007
Table Table 125410 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 5: ROFL_ET ( $5298)
Seat 8: altinlala ( $13338)
Seat 10: Non_Prophet ( $10121)
Non_Prophet posts small blind (25)
ROFL_ET posts big blind (50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Non_Prophet [ Qs, As ]
altinlala raises (100) to 100
Non_Prophet raises (425) to 450
ROFL_ET folds.
altinlala calls (350)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 2d, 7h ]
Non_Prophet bets (675)
altinlala calls (675)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6s ]
Non_Prophet checks.
altinlala bets (850)
Non_Prophet calls (850)
** Dealing River ** : [ 7s ]
Non_Prophet checks.
altinlala bets (2750)
Non_Prophet raises (8146) to 8146
Non_Prophet is all-In.
altinlala calls (5396)
Creating Main Pot with $20290 with Non_Prophet
** Summary **
Main Pot: $20290 | Rake: $2
Board: [ Js 2d 7h 6s 7s ]

ROFL_ET balance $5248, lost $50 (folded)
altinlala balance $23507, bet $10121, collected $20290, net +$10169 [ 6d 7c ] [ a full house, Sevens full of Sixes -- 7c,7h,7s,6d,6s ]
Non_Prophet balance $0, lost $10121 [ Qs As ] [ a flush, Ace high -- As,Qs,Js,7s,6s ]

(dude was a huge fish who was getting aj allin on that river... criticize my play, i dare you)

brag: still was up 4K

variance: just got my first 100K hands in this database running at 4.92 ptbb/100 (so rigged i didnt break 5)

thought id drop in and say holla to everyone. havent been around much lately. too busy celebrating being done school and roadtripping through the us with inyaface. in fort worth right now staying with travis, mar, and bwnapwn for a week or so then off to vegas. excited to see all you [censored] there.

[mmorpg]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] bigt

[Eagles]

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variance: just got my first 100K hands in this database running at 4.92 ptbb/100

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Coach me

[microbet]

I never talk sh*t in the chat while I'm playing, but if I did, I would love to be able to make people watch that youjustgotowned video.

[microbet]

Hey BigT, just eyeballing it about what is your best 10k sample out of those 100k hands? or anyone else that wants to brag about a 10k sample...

[bigt439]

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Hey BigT, just eyeballing it about what is your best 10k sample out of those 100k hands? or anyone else that wants to brag about a 10k sample...

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probs about +55K over 10K i think...

i also just lost another 12K after i made that last post... booooo poker...

[TwistedEcho]

Dear bluesbassist,

Im fairly sure you are 2p2 so posting this here, STOP TAPING THE GLASS YOU FKING MORON. Even worse, you continue to argue with the fish after you bust saying you called for info and that you now have a note on him.

DONT TALK LIKE THIS AT THE TABLE ITS SO BAD sakjdhaskjhdas

[lacky]

i had a weird night of poker last night.

I set a new personal record at a 109 coming back from 5 chips at 75/150 to win.

later as i was finishing up for the night, I was down to 2 109's, 2 55's. I got knocked out of both 109's at the same time, losing to quad 8's in both, one hand started at 3:43:08, the other at 3:43:09.