banging chicks from myspace.com

[The Truth]

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This one feels like a sure thing:

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never message me again.

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Date: Nov 13, 2005 1:38 AM

inside?


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HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHALOLOLOLROFL

that was beautiful.

keep the posts coming.

blake

[Recliner]

Ok, here are some messages Cindy has recieved in the past couple of hours:

N.I.C (wtf is that [censored]???)
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Subject: Hello
Body: Care to join me for a drink some time?


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WTF is up with his profile. Grey and blue??? I believe myspace can do wonders, but not for this dude.

ryan
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Subject: No Subject
Body: hell yea, my lil columbia buddy, I'l see ya in Europe after graduation. Wanna be my myspace buddy, it just feels liek the right thing to do, dont u think.


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So he's in college? This makes me happy I didn't go to columbia.

visuall odd photography
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Subject: No Subject
Body: Hi my name is Chris. I may have written you beforeIf I did I am sorry...I cant remember if I saw a response...In any case, I am a photographer from the Chicagoland area. I joined MySpace in hopes of meeting new people for friendship and people who might be interested in modeling some time...If you are interested to know more, I can send some links where you can see my work...Due to some recent info, I have found that some people are joining and lying about their ages and I prefer that you be 18 or older please...Also please feel free to add me as a friend. Thanks and take care.
Chris
PS.....SOME COLLEAGUES AND I ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR FASHION DESIGNERS FOR A SHOW......

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W...T...F... Is...up...with...all...the...'...'s?

ghost
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Subject: No Subject
Body: I like your hair.

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Wow, very original, I'm impressed I think I'm going to go get a sex change operation so I can [censored] this dude.

adrian
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Subject: Cindy
Body: Hey, whats up my name is Adrian from Chicago. Just wanted to say hi and just wanted to see if u wanted to chat sometime. So just hit me up and tell me what u think , Adrian

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No where near the power of 'inside?'

CHOKE ME SCOTTIE
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Subject: cute
Body: just saying

-scottie

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Wow. Just wow.


Being a hot girl sucks. There may be wayyyyy more dudes than chicks on myspace, but I don't think any of them know what they are doing.

[TimM]

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People, we need more follow-up, and links to the dead-ends to this thread.

Stats, too.

Also, I'm not happy with how so many of you seem to be actually falling for these chicks. Are we seriously conducting this experiment with a bunch of "falling in love types"?? This is about one thing and one thing only. Delivering the mail.

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Yes I definitely need to stop slacking. I have only sent one message so far. Not that I particulary care about her but I thought if I could guess the look-alike or make her laugh I would at least hear back. I should just flood all of Long Island with "Inside?"s instead.

[Dan BRIGHT]

I havent heard back from this one yet. I dont think I will.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=34028864



Its sort of hard to detect whether or not someone is using sarcasm on the internet. So I'll answer that response in two ways: The first way assuming you arent being sarcastic, and the second way assuming you are being sarcastic.

1) Thats strange. I've heard it a few times before. It seems some people say it more than others. You still didnt answer my question though! [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

2) O rly? Well I used it as a sort of social experiment that a few friends of mine said has positive expected value on myspace. The plan was for a variety of us to use the same line, see what the results were, and then post the results for comparison and/or experiencing vicarious amusement.


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From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID =34028864&Mytoken=9450DFDB-F557-12BF-89A912945D909F4D13020365'>baby blues</a>
Date: Dec 12, 2005 3:08 PM

never heard that one before

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From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID =9573196&Mytoken=14AA8B5C-5647-DA38-8FA081C8DE164E7F23953345'>Dan</a>
Date: Dec 12, 2005 12:38 PM

You know, inside. What are you up to?

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From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID =34028864&Mytoken=A7FE1FCB-965E-9879-C7FF1038E1DA137214461373'>baby blues</a>
Date: Dec 11, 2005 5:39 PM

Inside what?

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From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID =9573196&Mytoken=DD53FF51-1158-1096-A1F3BE0532CD553940134540'>Dan</a>
Date: Dec 11, 2005 2:33 PM

Inside?

[WLVRYN]

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Being a hot girl sucks. There may be wayyyyy more dudes than chicks on myspace, but I don't think any of them know what they are doing.

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You should have been able to figure that out just from reading some of the conversations in this thread and the significant lack of game that some of these OOTiots are showing.

Unless some people here start stepping up, the trainwreck might be the collective time this thread has taken out of all of our lives rather than any sort of chuddo-type situation.

[perrier]

Recliner,

I am sorry that being a hot girl sucks.

Snap back into reality man! Start sending replies of, omg u loser pls die.

Perrier

[TimM]

That was your reply? That's awful.

[Stevolution]

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Ok, here are some messages Cindy has recieved in the past couple of hours:

N.I.C (wtf is that [censored]???)
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Subject: Hello
Body: Care to join me for a drink some time?


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WTF is up with his profile. Grey and blue??? I believe myspace can do wonders, but not for this dude.

ryan
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Subject: No Subject
Body: hell yea, my lil columbia buddy, I'l see ya in Europe after graduation. Wanna be my myspace buddy, it just feels liek the right thing to do, dont u think.


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So he's in college? This makes me happy I didn't go to columbia.

visuall odd photography
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Subject: No Subject
Body: Hi my name is Chris. I may have written you beforeIf I did I am sorry...I cant remember if I saw a response...In any case, I am a photographer from the Chicagoland area. I joined MySpace in hopes of meeting new people for friendship and people who might be interested in modeling some time...If you are interested to know more, I can send some links where you can see my work...Due to some recent info, I have found that some people are joining and lying about their ages and I prefer that you be 18 or older please...Also please feel free to add me as a friend. Thanks and take care.
Chris
PS.....SOME COLLEAGUES AND I ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR FASHION DESIGNERS FOR A SHOW......

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W...T...F... Is...up...with...all...the...'...'s?

ghost
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Subject: No Subject
Body: I like your hair.

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Wow, very original, I'm impressed I think I'm going to go get a sex change operation so I can [censored] this dude.

adrian
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Subject: Cindy
Body: Hey, whats up my name is Adrian from Chicago. Just wanted to say hi and just wanted to see if u wanted to chat sometime. So just hit me up and tell me what u think , Adrian

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No where near the power of 'inside?'

CHOKE ME SCOTTIE
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Subject: cute
Body: just saying

-scottie

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Wow. Just wow.


Being a hot girl sucks. There may be wayyyyy more dudes than chicks on myspace, but I don't think any of them know what they are doing.

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This is exactly what Becky Oot is getting. Inside? pwns all of these.

[Dan BRIGHT]

At this moment I'm moving towards putting the hit on like 5 different biatches. Word up. Eventually, all successes (and failures) will be posted.

[diebitter]

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Being a hot girl sucks. There may be wayyyyy more dudes than chicks on myspace, but I don't think any of them know what they are doing.

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Excellent, that makes OOTers +EP don't it.

Is 'inside?' all anyone's using? Any variants or different approaches (I mean generic approaches, not tailored for each girl).