Official February Thread: General Discussion/etc

[G_Dollaz]

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Played some fun 50nl tonight, Guess his .50 was a value bet? I'll never understand....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

MP ($34.75)
Hero ($73.20)
SB ($32.20)
BB ($50.50)
UTG ($80.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $5.50, MP calls $4.

Flop: ($18.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $13.5</font>, BB calls $13.50, MP folds.

Turn: ($45.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($45.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $0.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $53.7</font>, BB calls $30.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $129.95


BB has As Ad (full house, aces full of queens).
Hero has Qs Ah (full house, queens full of aces).
Outcome: BB wins $107.25. Hero wins $22.70. </font>

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what's there not to understand??? he was trying to induce the bluff from the donkey, which it looks like he did a very good job of, lol

[RunyonAve]

Thanks for the explanation, i get it now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[jsnipes28]

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Thanks for the explanation, i get it now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Along the same lines. Every now and then the kid who my roomate gets weed from will come in and give me cash and ask me to xfer him some $ on FTP or whatever. So last night was one of those nights and he told me a hilarious beat story thats like "inside the mind of a donk."

Paraphrasing-- So I get AK in the BB and this overagressive dude raises from the BN so I decide to slowplay. Then the flop comes A23 and I make a small little feeler bet at him then this dude raises my bet like or 3 or 4x. So I minraised that and then he shoved over the top. Then I was basically like if he has 33/44/45 then I guess he's got me so I call and he has fkin 46 of DIAMONDS AND HTIS A RUNNER RUNNER FLUSH SHFGJSKRTFNMSADF MD.

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i thought it was just hysterical the way he went through his donkbet/minrerraise line lol.

[KRANTZ]

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Thanks for the explanation, i get it now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Along the same lines. Every now and then the kid who my roomate gets weed from will come in and give me cash and ask me to xfer him some $ on FTP or whatever. So last night was one of those nights and he told me a hilarious beat story thats like "inside the mind of a donk."

Paraphrasing-- So I get AK in the BB and this overagressive dude raises from the BN so I decide to slowplay. Then the flop comes A23 and I make a small little feeler bet at him then this dude raises my bet like or 3 or 4x. So I minraised that and then he shoved over the top. Then I was basically like if he has 33/44/45 then I guess he's got me so I call and he has fkin 46 of DIAMONDS AND HTIS A RUNNER RUNNER FLUSH SHFGJSKRTFNMSADF MD.

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i thought it was just hysterical the way he went through his donkbet/minrerraise line lol.

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man i miss that [censored] from my fraternity brothers

[mrcoughman]

Man that [censored] is great. When you play with old cowboys you get it too. Plus they always put the word 'the' in front of their hand.
'So I pick of the two Jacks and limp in. I used to raise the Jacks but I find that whenever I raise em' the queen king or ace always falls and i gotta fold. So I've taken a fancy to limpn' em'

[MilkMan]

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Man that [censored] is great. When you play with old cowboys you get it too. Plus they always put the word 'the' in front of their hand.
'So I pick of the two Jacks and limp in. I used to raise the Jacks but I find that whenever I raise em' the queen king or ace always falls and i gotta fold. So I've taken a fancy to limpn' em'

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lol i'm definitely using "the" before describing any hand from now on

[RunyonAve]

Maybe its cause i'm tired but i found this entertaining.

I open from CO with AJ, Flop QJ4 rainbow. I lead, villian calls, turn is 2, i lead again and he calls, river J and i bet out 2/3rd pot and get called by AQ then he goes off.

squizzel: nice river
squizzel: AQ
squizzel: joke
squizzel: 2 outer
squizzel: nice
squizzel: u played that well
squizzel: bluffed two streets
squizzel: two outs to win
squizzel: u ****ing moron
RunyonAve: i thought it was sexy no?
squizzel: u have no ****ing clue
squizzel: 2 outers on the are not sexy
RunyonAve: they are to me
RunyonAve: sexy sexy
squizzel: frikkin joke
RunyonAve: sexy joke
squizzel: dude
squizzel: if we were in a live cardroom
squizzel: u would have a bloody nose
squizzel: and i would be kicked out
RunyonAve: fo realz yo?
squizzel: dude
squizzel: send me my moeny back to my account
squizzel: and no hard feelings
RunyonAve: just start running good and hitting sexy 2 outers on me and then i won't have to send it back
squizzel: ive mad $3000 this month at poker
RunyonAve: congrats?
squizzel: so i been running good
squizzel: ur ****ing ugly mate
squizzel: your ****ing ugly
squizzel: ugly
squizzel: faty
squizzel: fatty fatty


i giggled.

[dtan05]

runyon what lim was that on aha

[RunyonAve]

50nl of course. Running bad and playing at work = 50nl for now.

[Statutory]

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febuary sucked

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Cmon guys, FEB not over yet!

I just dipped under 20K last night, hoping to demolish em today to post a respectable month.