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Old 12-15-2005, 11:56 PM
chim17 chim17 is offline
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Ok this one is definately going well.. I need some help with a witty hotel response, though.


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at the hampton inn. what are you doing?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jesse
Date: Dec 15, 2005 8:53 PM

That isn't nearly as exciting a response as your first one!

Where do you work?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Valerie
Date: Dec 15, 2005 8:52 PM

working



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jesse
Date: Dec 15, 2005 8:51 PM

Damnit.. I always get that wrong [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

So what are you up to tonight?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Valerie
Date: Dec 15, 2005 8:49 PM

no its outside!




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jesse
Date: Dec 15, 2005 8:01 PM

Inside?

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Old 12-15-2005, 11:57 PM
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Censored,

In order to improve your chances with the porn star I would suggest photoshopping your head onto some shirtless on the beach muscle shot. I find it *highly* likely that she would like this.

Perrier
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:01 AM
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chim,

I suggest:

Oh man, the Hampton Inn is definitely one of my least favorite hotels. Tell me you never worked at one in Buffalo?

Feel free to change Buffalo to any city that it was highly unlikely she ever worked at. I would not elaborate as to why you do not like the Buffalo Hampton Inn, I would simply put her on the defensive.

I am not kidding.

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Old 12-16-2005, 12:02 AM
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I like it.

Done.. will update as she responds.
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:09 AM
FatBallz FatBallz is offline
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chim,

I suggest:

Oh man, the Hampton Inn is definitely one of my least favorite hotels. Tell me you never worked at one in Buffalo?

Feel free to change Buffalo to any city that it was highly unlikely she ever worked at. I would not elaborate as to why you do not like the Buffalo Hampton Inn, I would simply put her on the defensive.

I am not kidding.

Perrier

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How about "B*tch, I fcuking hate Hampton Inn!"
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:14 AM
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"I've been stopped several times by strangers to be told that I resemble a particular current day actress (any guess?)"

OK I need help here, who could it be?

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So, who do people say she looks like?
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:21 AM
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I'm definitely thinking Hillary Swank from Million Dollar Baby
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:23 AM
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hmm maybe not, I give...
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:24 AM
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Kathleen Turner?
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:25 AM
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"I've been stopped several times by strangers to be told that I resemble a particular current day actress (any guess?)"

OK I need help here, who could it be?

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So, who do people say she looks like?

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Willie Nelson?
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