**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[crushednuts]

Ahh...the solution to tilt is to get an awesome drawout in a huge pot... Thank god for vicious monkey tilt...

=Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $25.10</u>
<u>BB: $32.85</u>
UTG: $19.70
<font color="black">MP: $4.85</font>
CO: $14.05
<u>BTN: $17</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $0.75</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, BB calls $2.25, MP calls $2.25, BTN calls $1.75

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($10) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $6</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $14.50</font>, Hero calls $14.50, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $30.35</font>, Hero calls all-in for $8.10
Uncalled bet of $7.75 returned to BB

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($69.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($69.70) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $69.70 ($3 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$17)
BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$25.10)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$41.60)


And yes, I know I am the donkey of the century

[SirFelixCat]

DaMelch on FT...please find a better spot than me. Thanks!

[jonyy6788]

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btw ... it seems I've got my game together again after a couple of weeks of spewing [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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hopefully I can say the same starting Monday....

I'm thinking working tonight/tomorrow IRL is gonna make me remember why I play the pokah and make me not tilt/try to make ppl fold

look out FT NL50

[MusashiStyle]

just cashed out like 2.2k and left myself with $28 bucks on stars. I'd like to hear some ideas as to how to work this up into a br, i'm thinking 5nl 3 tabling right?

[prodonkey]

stars blackjack?

[MusashiStyle]

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stars blackjack?

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stars has blackjack now?

[MusashiStyle]

lol 5nl so boring no way
anyone want to flip me for my last $30
i would appreciate it..

[gabbahh]

Shoot me.

PokerStars Game #9543633481: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2007/04/21 - 23:08:28 (ET)
Table 'Auva' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Berrell ($6.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Corientes ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 4: consuealo ($10.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Binarixy ($15.20 in chips)
Seat 6: gabbahh ($13.80 in chips)
Seat 7: Jay.Yang ($9.70 in chips)
Seat 8: G_M Bluth ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: rascal818 ($2 in chips)
Jay.Yang: posts small blind $0.05
G_M Bluth: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gabbahh [Ac 7s]
rascal818: folds
Berrell: folds
Corientes: folds
consuealo: calls $0.10
Binarixy: folds
gabbahh: folds
Jay.Yang: folds
G_M Bluth: raises $0.65 to $0.75
consuealo: calls $0.65
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6d 4h]
G_M Bluth: bets $1
consuealo: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Kh 6d 4h] [5h]
G_M Bluth: checks
consuealo: bets $3
G_M Bluth: raises $3 to $6
consuealo: raises $2.85 to $8.85 and is all-in
G_M Bluth: calls $2.25 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6d 4h 5h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G_M Bluth: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
consuealo: shows [5s 5d] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
consuealo collected $19.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.05 | Rake $0.95
Board [Kh 6d 4h 5h Ks]
Seat 1: Berrell folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Corientes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: consuealo showed [5s 5d] and won ($19.10) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 5: Binarixy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gabbahh (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jay.Yang (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: G_M Bluth (big blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 9: rascal818 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


And of course the chat:
G_M Bluth said, "what a ****ing donkey"
consuealo said, "i had a pair of 5s dumazz"

consuealo said, "donkey w ur $"
G_M Bluth said, "why would you call $1 on that flop?"

gabbahh said, "haha"
gabbahh said, "so owned"

G_M Bluth said, "gabbah you can't even win at this level"
gabbahh said, "haha"
gabbahh said, "hahahaha"
G_M Bluth said, "i'm serious"
gabbahh said, "hahahaha"
gabbahh said, "thats the funny part"

consuealo said, "i noticed u fold 95% of the time gm,... i have a differnt style"
consuealo said, "it works 4 me"

G_M Bluth said, "call 20-1 shots for 1/5th of your stack"
G_M Bluth said, "that's why you're a donk"
consuealo said, "then why do i have ur $?"

gabbahh said, "yeah and u calling her a donk makes u even more stupid"
gabbahh said, "or him"
G_M Bluth said, "why&gt;"
gabbahh said, "lol"

gabbahh said, "i think consu is havin WAAAYYY more fun than u"
G_M Bluth said, "well she doesn't have much of my money left"
consuealo said, "true"
gabbahh said, "and thats what matters"
consuealo said, "and still ahead"
gabbahh said, "and u can handle losing"
consuealo said, "i started w 10$ 142 hands ago"

G_M Bluth said, "i have a question for you gabaah"
gabbahh said, "which cant be said for mr odds"
gabbahh said, "shoot"
G_M Bluth said, "how do you LOSE 3 bb/100 at this level?"
G_M Bluth said, "because you do"
gabbahh said, "haahahaha"
G_M Bluth said, "you must be having fun"

gabbahh said, "incomplete data my padawan"
G_M Bluth said, "lol"
G_M Bluth said, "i don't think so"
gabbahh said, "so u have a db with all my hands???"


G_M Bluth said, "i've got enough of a sample to know you don't win"
G_M Bluth said, "3000 hands"

gabbahh said, "ur sample is1793 hands"
G_M Bluth said, "is it?"
gabbahh said, "yeah"

G_M Bluth said, "you sure?"
gabbahh said, "ur 14/2/1"
gabbahh said, "u raise with aa kk ak"
gabbahh said, "sometimes aq"
gabbahh said, "u call ur draws"
gabbahh said, "ur more predictable than a watch"
gabbahh said, "and u dont know chit about statistics"

G_M Bluth said, "and yet i win"

consuealo said, "no 1 can predict my play.........."
consuealo said, "lol"
G_M Bluth said, "i can predict you blew through $6 in 8 hands"

gabbahh said, "playin like a nit will get u some money"
G_M Bluth said, "some money would be an improvement for you"
gabbahh said, "but ull never move above 25nl playin like u do"
gabbahh said, "hahaha"

G_M Bluth said, "you pay to play here"
consuealo said, "and im still on the same $10 i started with"
consuealo said, "147 hand ago"

gabbahh said, "we all pay rake"
consuealo said, "it was ur $ i went thru"
G_M Bluth said, "no"

gabbahh said, "but trust me"
G_M Bluth said, "i mean you pay to buy chips to play"
gabbahh said, "i win way more than u do"
gabbahh said, "way more"
G_M Bluth said, "it's embarrassinbg to lose here"
gabbahh said, "playin less tables"
G_M Bluth said, "fewer tables"

gabbahh said, "but we can always play heads up if u want"

G_M Bluth said, "oooh the heads up challenge"
consuealo said, "how many times u re- upped $10 gm?"

gabbahh said, "so u read p5"
gabbahh said, "and chit"
gabbahh said, "hahaha"

G_M Bluth said, "59o"
consuealo said, "honest win, u beat a str8 w a flush"
G_M Bluth said, "what a donk"

gabbahh said, "anyways"
gabbahh said, "i love all of u"
gabbahh said, " reallu do"
Berrell said, "not a fun river"
consuealo said, "i love u 2 gab"

gabbahh said, "thanks"
gabbahh said, "i needed that"

G_M Bluth leaves the table


consuealo said, "lol"
gabbahh said, "bye bye"

[sweetwater]

anyone know who 2p2'er jonny1722 is on full tilt? biggest dork i have ever come across in online poker

[MusashiStyle]

nm i have no money online now, gg online poker. u win.