Never Trust Anyone

[Shajen]

Sponger,

nice work.

El D, eating a crappy meal for thanksgiving adds character. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

jman, brine your turkey first, get rid of a lot of the water.

the following people need to report to this thread:

Commodus
thread cat

[BrandiRose]

Like all good lies... this story definitely has an element of truth. Although that element is VERY small indeed.

I will not go into all the details or write something extremely long just to make my story look credible (cough * Mark * cough)... what I will say is this though...

I started spending time with Newhouse after he was kind enough to help me out with a ticket back to Vegas. We then started talking on the phone a lot and he was there for emotional support.

The boy is in love with Chantel. I felt bad for him and tried to help him out. I got him on vitamins, took him running with me and motivated him to work out, tried to make sure he took a shower at least once a day and brushed his teeth. The boy is absolutely disgusting and has no personal hygiene. Besides that, he has only been with four women in his whole life. All one night stands. The last one was a prostitute.

It is TRUE that he has been crying a lot. He keeps getting outplayed in the big cash games. He cries because he only has a half million left and he's lost so much money since his winnings, etc. etc. The reason he is publicly attacking me is 1. because he does not want his fans here to know the truth. 2. that he himself thinks he is an amazing poker player and does not want to be seen playing smaller limits 3. because I did not sleep with him.

So pretty much, he's being an [censored] because he's immature and didn't get any from me.

I DID lose money on his account ~ although he told me what to play and how to play. He was right there for most of it telling me what to do. We also NEVER had any sort of arrangement. The whole thing started because he wanted to teach me how to play. It's his own damn fault he's busted. Not mine. And I don't appreciate being blamed for it.

I don't know where these elaborate stories on his behalf are coming from, but I'm VERY upset about it. This is the last thing I need to deal with right now.

It is true that I cut myself. Mark was saying some pretty mean things to me. I had drank over an entire bottle of red wine by myself. I cracked the bottle and cut myself with it. This is the only time in my life ~ besides something that happened over two years ago ~ that I've ever been so sad to have done this. But the rest of that story is complete [censored].

It is true that I called Gavin for a couple hundred (I don't have any money) and I went out of the room to talk to him... which made Mark completely jealous. Whatever. Gavin and I are friends, but he didn't give me [censored] anyway.


I wish Mark the best. Actually, I don't. He's two faced and a liar. He talks about all his "good" friends behind their back and under that good guy facade, he is an actual prick.

[Ali shmali]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I feel like something great is about to happen.

Get ready...

[/ QUOTE ]

Its coming...

[/ QUOTE ]

Were you hoping for a rebuttal? Sorry to disappoint, I'm not much of a drama queen and my statement about bluffthis is sincere.

[bones]

Brandi,

Wow. You are the absolute epitome of a spiteful whore.

Btw, if you're interested in sng coaching for anal, send me a PM.

[BluffTHIS!]

Ali,

LOL. He meant the post immediately above yours which he obviously had inside knowledge was coming. And I was sincere in my rebuttal of your comment too.

[BluffTHIS!]

[ QUOTE ]
He talks about all his "good" friends behind their back and under that good guy facade, he is an actual prick.

[/ QUOTE ]


Might be true. And he certainly is a sucker. But you still certainly are a lying psycho hustler. Oh, and you forgot to address the "I will fly one day" thing.

[chuckleslovakian]

ah this thread keeps getting better and better

[Cornell Fiji]

Ali

This is more along the lines of what I saw in my visions:
[ QUOTE ]
The boy is in love with Chantel. I felt bad for him and tried to help him out. I got him on vitamins, took him running with me and motivated him to work out, tried to make sure he took a shower at least once a day and brushed his teeth. The boy is absolutely disgusting and has no personal hygiene. Besides that, he has only been with four women in his whole life. All one night stands. The last one was a prostitute.

[/ QUOTE ]

Although not as good as some of her previous work I still give it two thumbs up...

...and did Brandi just call herself a prostitute?

[durkahdurkah]

This thread is about to blow up now...






lol

[durkahdurkah]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I feel like something great is about to happen.

Get ready...

[/ QUOTE ]


Its coming...

[/ QUOTE ]

you sir, are a psychic