SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc) - Page 170

Kowalski · #**1691** 10-25-2007, 04:14 PM

MHWG?!?!?!

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $200
Hero (UTG): $196
CO: $224.55
BTN: $108
SB: $468.05

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $7, CO folds, BTN calls $7, SB calls $6, BB folds

Flop: ($23) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB bets $18, Hero raises to $50, BTN folds, SB calls $32

Turn: ($123) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $100, SB raises to $200, Hero calls $39 and is All-In

River: ($401) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $401 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and WON $398 (+$202 NET)
SB showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and LOST (-$196 NET)

traz · #**1692** 10-25-2007, 04:14 PM

hhyachacha so I decided to be a degen and play on my lunch break...bye bye 5 buyins.

3 flopped sets in rred pots = 3 lost buyins

what it do

dirtylobster · #**1693** 10-25-2007, 04:17 PM

kill yerself

[b]Hi. This is not supposed to be allowed on 2p2. So, let's not do such things again in the future, mmmkay--aj

Bramsterdam · #**1694** 10-25-2007, 04:18 PM

Me iz spewing vs a 14/9 after 410 hands, allthough he was pretty active for a nit this session. I hated myself after giving this nit soooo much action [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00/$2.00 (HH Converter by Kreatief)

CO ($311.00) (Hero)
Button ($207.45)
SB ($10.70)
BB ($200.00)
MP2 ($158.15)
MP3 ($259.65)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
MP2 calls $2.00, 1 folds, Hero raises to $9.00, Button raises to $32.00, 3 folds, Hero raises to $81.00, Button calls $49.00,

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ( $176 )
Hero checks, Button checks,

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ( $176 )
Hero bets $50.00, Button raises All-In $126.45, 1 folds.

bubaloo · #**1695** 10-25-2007, 04:18 PM

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when did fgators get banned?

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news to me, but i see you are right. he got permabanned today by another mod. Now the question is in my little mod brain, do I go make a stink about it like I did when Nielso got permabanned or just shut my trap?

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FG's hits the dusty trail...

dirtylobster · #**1696** 10-25-2007, 04:21 PM

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

DaycareInferno · #**1697** 10-25-2007, 04:22 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Me iz spewing vs a 14/9 after 410 hands, allthough he was pretty active for a nit this session. I hated myself after giving this nit soooo much action [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00/$2.00 (HH Converter by Kreatief)

CO ($311.00) (Hero)
Button ($207.45)
SB ($10.70)
BB ($200.00)
MP2 ($158.15)
MP3 ($259.65)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
MP2 calls $2.00, 1 folds, Hero raises to $9.00, Button raises to $32.00, 3 folds, Hero raises to $81.00, Button calls $49.00,

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ( $176 )
Hero checks, Button checks,

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ( $176 )
Hero bets $50.00, Button raises All-In $126.45, 1 folds.

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i did something almost exactly like that last night with 66, only when i did it, i made a gutshot, so when he pushed over my retarded bet, i actually had just a little better odds than i needed to make the call, but i was like "you know what? i'm just going to fold anyway, because i don't even want to show everyone what a complete douchebag i am"

tufat23 · #**1698** 10-25-2007, 04:28 PM

he made a really retarded thread in bbv then had stupid logic

SootedPower · #**1699** 10-25-2007, 04:29 PM

I heard he got his chat banned on Pokerstars as well...el oh el. Stars=just another jewish hand in his pocket?

WE JEWZ RUN TEH WORLD!!!

[b]FYI for everyone: Jokes with a Jewish subtext do not go over well on 2p2. Don't make me dust off the banhammer.--aj

bubaloo · #**1700** 10-25-2007, 04:29 PM

Lol, almost forgot to post this hand from earlier..

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $178.38
UTG+1: $445.07
Bubaloo: $107.9
Button: $68.84
SB: $109.48
BB: $32

Pre-flop: (6 players) Bubaloo is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, Bubaloo raises to $8, Button calls, SB raises to $28, 2 folds, Bubaloo raises all-in $99.9, Button calls all-in $60.84, SB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $)

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($0, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($0, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $)

Results:
Final pot: $0
Button shows A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 
SB shows A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 
Bubaloo shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 

edit: this converter can barely do a normal hand, let alone this one.
editedit: i was so close to scooping aswell

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