You know you play too much poker if...

[willw9]

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Youre at a restaurant and you start peeking at the under-edge of you napkins like they are hole cards

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guilty.

[willw9]

I remember I was calculating the EV of going to physics class this year, b/c we had a quiz and I wasn't sure if it was the same as the one that the earlier class took. I think I remembered figuring out that there was roughly a 66% chance of us having the same quiz. If it was the same, I'd pry lose 3 points (17/20), and if it wasn't, I'd lose 8 (12/20)

EV = .33(-8) + .66(-3) = -2.64 - 1.98 = -4.62 = 15.38/20 = GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEE!

[Weaktite77]

you justify expensive purchases by saying "eh, I'll just pretend i pushed all in on a bluff and got called"

[4ObliVioN4]

Awesome thread.

Two things I say on a regular basis are "Nice hand" when someone does something well and "Nice catch" when someone gets lucky. SHIP IT!

[DougieG]

I do a few from the thread. I peek under napkins and such like they're cards. The other one I do the most is applying multiple runs of situations in life. If I took this quiz 1 million times with this much preparedness, I'm probly lookin at about a 75% or whatever. Basically thinking about everything in terms of EV.

[RubbishCards]

When you're watching the Sopranos and anyone refers to Anthony Jr as "AJ", you always think "ace jack".

[Poisoned]

when you try to think positive the only thing you can think of is "AA"

guilty

[hra146]

you have smoked for more than 5 years and NOW quit because its annoyoing during marathon sessions

[Weaktite77]

you feel like LIFE is gonna suckout on you on the river, so you ask the dealer to run it twice..... and then life says [censored] you.

[The B]

during Family Guy epsiodes when Lois says anything thats starts with "Stewie," you automatically think about "The Kid" Ungar