Best Quick Joke you know

[kylewa10]

What do you call a black guy who flys an airplane.

A Pilot.

[kylewa10]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital.


He was feeling crummy.

[fluorescenthippo]

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch.

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2 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks

[DCopper04]

I woke up one morning and killed an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

[suzzer99]

What goes clippity-clop clippity-clop clippity-clop BANG!?

Amish drive-by.


What's the first symptom of AIDS?

A pounding sensation in your ass.

[Iconoclastic]

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy, I would have had nothing to play with.

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

-rip rodney dangerfield

[badger2006]

What does an eastern european chess player call his wife?

czechmate

[___SK___]

Why do fat girls give good head?

cause they have to!

[BrunoThePug]

1.
Q: A termite walks into a bar and says...
A: <font color="white">Hey? Where's the bar tender?</font>

2.
Q: A necrophiliac walks into a bar and the bartender says "Man, you look terrible!" and the necrophiliac says "Yea, girl problems..." the bartender asks "What happened?" and the necrophiliac replies...
A: <font color="white">The rotten c.u.n.t split on me</font>

[BrunoThePug]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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On the wall... art
In the mailbox... bill
On your doorstep... matt
Covered in white chocolate... rich