weird things you do

[Tennenbaum]

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"When I get a meal on a plate with multiple parts (i.e. chicken/potatoes/greenbeans or something) I have to eat one part completely before moving onto the next. I've heard thats pretty common tho."

yeah, i do this all the time, but didn't post it cuz i figured it would be ridiculed as too common [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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My roommate does this. I always found it weird. Like she'd eat all her fries before the burger or vise versa. I like to have a constant change of flavor and texture I guess. People who dont drink while eating a meal freak me out too. I once ate over a friends house and they wouldnt let us drink w/ dinner. I was like I cannot finish this w/out a glass of water or something.

[JuntMonkey]

The best one is at the bottom. My friends love it.

- I squat on top of the bowl - feet on the bowl - for #2. It's actually much healthier and easier. Sadly, at work I don't do this (except one time when the janitor let me into the private handicapped bathroom). Used to take all my clothes off, but now I can leave my shirt on.

- I discuss imaginary videogames I've made, with myself, out loud. Probably somewhat standard.

- I get EXTREMELY upset if somebody unexpectedly asks me to dinner or to do something on a weeknight. Standard.

- I would rather commit suicide than get a massage at 5 PM on a Sunday (the combination of what should be a nice relaxing experience with the horror of Sunday evenings is just too much).

- Should be standard, but for you-know-what I use old socks, old boxers, etc.

And related to that:

- Okay here's the best: I started a thing freshman year of college where I would put on the Tears For Fears greatest hits CD while going to sleep when my roommate was away for the weekends. As always, I would j/o before bed as well.

Now, on the CD, "Shout" is the 4th song, and each song is about 5-6 minutes long. This makes for a pretty good amount of time doing the deed. I would not finish until "Shout" came on. And I would try to time it so that I would finish exactly when the song peaks - "I'd really love to break your heeaart...I'd really love to [BREAK] your heeaart..." The word in brackets is the peak, and that's exactly when I would try to time the climax for.

[FortFun]

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When buying a newspaper, I never take the top one.

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[FortFun]

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I can't watch embarassing moments on TV especially on sitcoms...if a character gets in an embarassing situation I have to change the channel. One of the many reasons I can't watch Friends: that's the plot of every episode.

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[punkass]

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- I squat on top of the bowl - feet on the bowl - for #2. It's actually much healthier and easier. Sadly, at work I don't do this (except one time when the janitor let me into the private handicapped bathroom). Used to take all my clothes off, but now I can leave my shirt on.

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wtf?

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- I would rather commit suicide than get a massage at 5 PM on a Sunday (the combination of what should be a nice relaxing experience with the horror of Sunday evenings is just too much).

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wtf?

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- Okay here's the best: I started a thing freshman year of college where I would put on the Tears For Fears greatest hits CD while going to sleep when my roommate was away for the weekends. As always, I would j/o before bed as well.

Now, on the CD, "Shout" is the 4th song, and each song is about 5-6 minutes long. This makes for a pretty good amount of time doing the deed. I would not finish until "Shout" came on. And I would try to time it so that I would finish exactly when the song peaks - "I'd really love to break your heeaart...I'd really love to [BREAK] your heeaart..." The word in brackets is the peak, and that's exactly when I would try to time the climax for.

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seriously, wtf?

[HP]

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- I squat on top of the bowl - feet on the bowl - for #2. It's actually much healthier and easier. Sadly, at work I don't do this (except one time when the janitor let me into the private handicapped bathroom). Used to take all my clothes off, but now I can leave my shirt on.

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ok ok, so you like the squat position. But why naked/half naked???

[JuntMonkey]

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- I squat on top of the bowl - feet on the bowl - for #2. It's actually much healthier and easier. Sadly, at work I don't do this (except one time when the janitor let me into the private handicapped bathroom). Used to take all my clothes off, but now I can leave my shirt on.

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ok ok, so you like the squat position. But why naked/half naked???

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You have to at least have your pants completely off or you can't do it. Naked was a kid thing, now I can make do without full nudity.

[JuntMonkey]

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- I squat on top of the bowl - feet on the bowl - for #2. It's actually much healthier and easier. Sadly, at work I don't do this (except one time when the janitor let me into the private handicapped bathroom). Used to take all my clothes off, but now I can leave my shirt on.

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wtf?

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- I would rather commit suicide than get a massage at 5 PM on a Sunday (the combination of what should be a nice relaxing experience with the horror of Sunday evenings is just too much).

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wtf?

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- Okay here's the best: I started a thing freshman year of college where I would put on the Tears For Fears greatest hits CD while going to sleep when my roommate was away for the weekends. As always, I would j/o before bed as well.

Now, on the CD, "Shout" is the 4th song, and each song is about 5-6 minutes long. This makes for a pretty good amount of time doing the deed. I would not finish until "Shout" came on. And I would try to time it so that I would finish exactly when the song peaks - "I'd really love to break your heeaart...I'd really love to [BREAK] your heeaart..." The word in brackets is the peak, and that's exactly when I would try to time the climax for.

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seriously, wtf?

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The suicide was a large exaggeration.

[MagicNinja]

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ok ok, so you like the squat position. But why naked/half naked???

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Amateur squatter. Probably [censored] on his pants.

[HP]

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ok ok, so you like the squat position. But why naked/half naked???

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Amateur squatter. Probably [censored] on his pants.

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lol quite posting dude wtf is wrong with you??