favorite Seinfeld line

[NanaAnna]

Kramer quotes:

"When it starts to go down on the street, I don't stop until it's finished."

"Street Tuffs"

Puddy Quotes:

"Support the team"

"High five"

Kenny Bania Quote

"I've been working out, I'm Huge!"

[Bluffoon]

ha i need to read the whole thread

[Golden_Rhino]

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"After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
"That's unbelievable!"
"Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
"You ran?"
"No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
"Holy cow!"
"Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
"How could you do that?"
"Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
"You're Batman."
"Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
"What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
"Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
"Well, it's a valuable appendage."

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It was all in the delivery.

[GeniusToad]

"A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!"

[TalkingDonkey]

After Jerry eats the black and white cookie: "Man, it feels like David Duke and Farrakhan are going at in my stomach"

[HLMencken]

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theres so many great lines.

kenny.kenny.

would you like to come up for coffee? no thanks. (george talking to himself and to jerry later about this is priceless)

anything putty says is awesome.

whats that? its an "E" (or a d or whatever)
i thought we agreed no more face painting?
we did, and as you can see, thats not my face.

keys.
keys?!
how you gonna start it?

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"would you like to come up for coffee? no thanks." WTF?

Dude, none of those are great lines. To be a great line, you don't need the entire episode for context.

[HLMencken]

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When George is going out with a girl and he tells her that he loves her and she says nothing. George later finds out from Kramer that the girl is deaf in one ear, so he decides to say it again next date because she must not have heard it the first time.

George: "I love you."

Girl: "I know. I heard you the first time."

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nh

[LargeCents]

"She's 5'3", 105 lbs, and I'm deathly afraid of her."

-George to Jerry about Susan as he's deliberating on postponing the wedding.

[protocol]

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(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

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This has got to be my favorite. The whole scene is awesome though. I think it's the best ending of any Seinfeld episode.

[Army Eye]

(Jerry's girlfriend buys him an awful hat and puts it on him)
Jerry: Grreeeaaaat. Hey, why don't you put this in the car so I don't toss it in that dumpster over there?


Guy who plays Kramer on the pilot: Let me give you a word of advice. OK? I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear anymore of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, OK?"