SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[Kermit]

Back to even on the month.

Only played 12K hands, cuz I was in vegas for a week and I don't like to play when im losing.

FU March......

Time for another go round at 5/10? have i learned my lesson?

time will tell.

[urbanati]

Do I win the worst March competition?


If not I am sure I win the worst last 65k hands competition:

[Jay Riall]

***** Hand History for Game 5795826401 *****
$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 22, 15:33:43 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1305425 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: P0rn0Star ( $ 218.30 USD )
Seat 5: barracuda_7 ( $ 168.15 USD )
Seat 6: jokke27 ( $ 541.80 USD )
Seat 4: SSNL_balla ( $ 208.85 USD )
Seat 1: BomboB ( $ 269 USD )
Seat 2: bEeeaCHbuM ( $ 193 USD )
bEeeaCHbuM posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
P0rn0Star posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SSNL_balla [ 4s 8h ]
SSNL_balla folds.
barracuda_7 raises [$ 10 USD]
jokke27 calls [$ 10 USD]
BomboB folds.
bEeeaCHbuM folds.
P0rn0Star folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, 5c, 3d ]
barracuda_7 bets [$ 12 USD]
jokke27 calls [$ 12 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
barracuda_7 bets [$ 16 USD]
jokke27 calls [$ 16 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 7h ]
barracuda_7 checks.
jokke27 bets [$ 74 USD]
barracuda_7 calls [$ 74 USD]
jokke27 shows [ Kc, Ad ]a pair of Kings.
barracuda_7 doesn't show [ Ah, Qd ]high card Ace.
The time at which hand ended:Mar 22 2007 15:35 ET
jokke27 wins $ 223.50 USD from the main pot with a pair of Kings.

***** Hand History for Game 5698017338 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 21, 21:47:52 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304200 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: SSNL_balla ( $188.60 )
Seat 1: Beennyy ( $100.16 )
Seat 6: mattpet333 ( $42.98 )
Seat 3: barracuda_7 ( $106.98 )
Seat 2: capricorn ( $105.90 )
Seat 5: jarule83 ( $103.10 )
barracuda_7 posts small blind [$0.50].
SSNL_balla posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SSNL_balla [ Ad 3c ]
jarule83 raises [$4]
mattpet333 calls [$4]
barracuda_7 raises [$14.50]
SSNL_balla folds.
jarule83 calls [$11]
mattpet333 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, Th, 8d ]
barracuda_7 bets [$15]
jarule83 raises [$45]
barracuda_7 calls [$30]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
barracuda_7 is all-In.
jarule83 is all-In.
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
barracuda_7 shows [ 7d, 7s ]a pair of Sevens.
jarule83 shows [ Kh, Jh ]a pair of Kings.
barracuda_7 wins $3.88 from side pot #1 with a pair of Sevens.
jarule83 wins $208.70 from the main pot with a pair of Kings.

***** Hand History for Game 5698005916 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 21, 21:40:31 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304200 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: SSNL_balla ( $95.50 )
Seat 1: Beennyy ( $101.66 )
Seat 6: mattpet333 ( $53.48 )
Seat 3: barracuda_7 ( $188.63 )
Seat 2: capricorn ( $109.45 )
Seat 5: jarule83 ( $98.50 )
mattpet333 posts small blind [$0.50].
Beennyy posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SSNL_balla [ Kh As ]
capricorn folds.
barracuda_7 raises [$5]
SSNL_balla raises [$17]
jarule83 folds.
mattpet333 folds.
Beennyy folds.
barracuda_7 calls [$12]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, Kc, 8d ]
barracuda_7 checks.
SSNL_balla bets [$24]
barracuda_7 raises [$50]
SSNL_balla is all-In.
barracuda_7 calls [$28.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
barracuda_7 shows [ 8h, Qc ]two pairs, Kings and Eights.
SSNL_balla shows [ Kh, As ]three of a kind, Kings.
The time at which hand ended:Feb 21 2007 21:41 ET
SSNL_balla wins $189 from the main pot with three of a kind, Kings.

<3 Party.

[holyfield5]

sweet jesus i finally PULLLED out of the nosedive that was the worst downswing of my career. My head was so [censored] up thank goodness its all over now and luck has a memory so i wont be due one of those for a long while.

[orange]

holyfield,
this post is worthless without graphs/pt shots.

[Imrahil]

Wait, WTF? You can only 4-table on Party???

[goofyballer]

[ QUOTE ]
Kolo must be gay since he didn't accept the transfer of the Katsumi episode of Milf Hunter that I sent him.

[/ QUOTE ]

She's hot, I like that one

[4_2_it]

[ QUOTE ]
why do they keep rejecting me?

I'm a nice guy...

I can get along with people

wtf am I doing wrong

[/ QUOTE ]

What happened with the girl who was texting you before you left? Just chill out. Everyone has cool streaks. Just do not give up.

[Skyward]

What a [censored] [censored] day


Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BB: $128.1
UTG: $57.90
MP: $87.05
CO: $122.55
BTN: $55.85
Hero (SB): $298.2

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1.5, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP calls $1, <font color="red">CO raises to $4.50</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, BB folds, MP folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $38</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $298.70</font>, CO calls all in for $84.55
Uncalled bet of $176.15 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($247.1, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($247.1, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($247.1, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
CO had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and won $244.10
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces)
Final Pot: $244.10 ($3.00 rake)



Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
CO: $98.50
Hero (BTN): $198.85
SB: $100
BB: $91.6
UTG: $245.75
MP: $138.55

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.5, 6 players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $3.50</font>, MP folds, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $37</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $198.85</font>, SB calls all in for $63.50
Uncalled bet of $98.35 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Flop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($205.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($205.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($205.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high)
SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and won $202.50
Final Pot: $202.50 ($3.00 rake)


Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
4 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BB: $99
UTG: $158.05
BTN: $104.30
Hero (SB): $114.35

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 4 players)
UTG calls $1, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4, 4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $4</font>, BTN folds, Hero calls $4, BB folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

<font color="black">River:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($12, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all in to $153.05</font>, Hero calls all in for $97.85
Uncalled bet of $43.20 returned to UTG

<font color="black">Results:</font>
UTG had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Fives) and won $229.70
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high)
Final Pot: $229.70 ($2.00 rake)

[Kermit]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why do they keep rejecting me?

I'm a nice guy...

I can get along with people

wtf am I doing wrong

[/ QUOTE ]

Killian,

You care too much and therefore try to hard and therefore come off as desparate.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was trying to find the original quote to type the exact same thing.

"You are putting the pussy on a pedestal."