**Official uNL Microbrew thread: July PT 2(LC/NC)**

[thac]

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2+2ers, get after this kid, vinny if your 2+2, im sorry but your crazy game style has got to be -ev.

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POKERSTARS GAME #11162016183: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/07/27 - 11:48:19 (ET)
Table 'Betelgeuse' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Chickenlal ($75.40 in chips)
Seat 2: TbHackworth ($55 in chips)
Seat 3: vinny ferret ($52 in chips)
Seat 4: Tighten ($58.25 in chips)
Seat 5: hanskarl ($121.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Lucky Okolyt ($69.25 in chips)
TbHackworth: posts small blind $0.25
vinny ferret: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TbHackworth [9d 9s]
Tighten: folds
hanskarl: folds
Lucky Okolyt: calls $0.50
Chickenlal: folds
TbHackworth: raises $2 to $2.50
vinny ferret: raises $2 to $4.50
Lucky Okolyt: folds
TbHackworth: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [5c 9h Ad]
TbHackworth: checks
vinny ferret: bets $7
TbHackworth: calls $7
*** TURN *** [5c 9h Ad] [2s]
TbHackworth: checks
vinny ferret: checks
*** RIVER *** [5c 9h Ad 2s] [3h]
TbHackworth: checks
vinny ferret: bets $40.50 and is all-in
TbHackworth: calls $40.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vinny ferret: shows [6s 4s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
TbHackworth: mucks hand
vinny ferret collected $101.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $104.50 | Rake $3
Board [5c 9h Ad 2s 3h]
Seat 1: Chickenlal (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TbHackworth (small blind) mucked [9d 9s]
Seat 3: vinny ferret (big blind) showed [6s 4s] and won ($101.50) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 4: Tighten folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: hanskarl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lucky Okolyt folded before Flop


I played it like I did because he's obv a retard and would shove most rivers.. I figured he was bluffing or had the nuts. Oops.

[ajmargarine]

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how many of you micro guys in the us pay your taxes on poker earnings ?

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wnd

[vixticator]

OMG LIFE TILT.

This happened to me once before. KK also. I didn't notice, was busy figuring out how much to raise on another table facing 3-bet and glanced up just in time to see it time out. [censored] turbo tables! Plz shoot me.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $6.15
BB: $6.55
Hero (UTG): $11.18
MP: $11.51
CO: $1.03
BTN: $15.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Hero folds

[Kimo White Devil]

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OMG LIFE TILT.

This happened to me once before. KK also. I didn't notice, was busy figuring out how much to raise on another table facing 3-bet and glanced up just in time to see it time out. [censored] turbo tables! Plz shoot me.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $6.15
BB: $6.55
Hero (UTG): $11.18
MP: $11.51
CO: $1.03
BTN: $15.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Hero folds

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LOL at cursing turbo table of stars...so slow they are [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Im shooting you

[ajmargarine]

Closing in on 7 buy-ins on one table. Kinda want to take a break. But badfish keep sitting down. Strat: Note the push agst a shortie. Would also like to see how many buy-ins I can work it up to at one table.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $87.80
Hero (BB): $308.75
UTG: $61.05
CO: $42.35
BTN: $14.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $15.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $14.35
Uncalled bet of $0.15 returned to Hero

Flop: ($29.95) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($29.95) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($29.95) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $29.95 ($1.45 Rake)

BTN had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Fours) and LOST (-$14.85)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and WON (+$13.65)

[ssdex]

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OMG LIFE TILT.

This happened to me once before. KK also. I didn't notice, was busy figuring out how much to raise on another table facing 3-bet and glanced up just in time to see it time out. [censored] turbo tables! Plz shoot me.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $6.15
BB: $6.55
Hero (UTG): $11.18
MP: $11.51
CO: $1.03
BTN: $15.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Hero folds

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dont worry, an ace was flopping anyways.

[EMc]

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how many of you micro guys in the us pay your taxes on poker earnings ?

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Im an aspiring accountant so I did.

[vixticator]

I can read souls.

Opponent is a major lag {50/34/9} always raises my blind. I'm on tilt for folding KK. He checks turn with a King or Four never IMO unless he has the nuts.

In summary: spew.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $6.86
Hero (BB): $10.74
UTG: $11.21
CO: $1.80
BTN: $15.23

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $0.15</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.45</font>, SB calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.90) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($1.90) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.90) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.90</font>, Hero calls $0.90

Pot Size: $3.70 ($0.15 Rake)

SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (high card King) and LOST (-$1.85)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Threes) and WON (+$1.70)

[Fiksdal]

FIKSDAL THEOREM: Full Tilt Poker is rigged to an advanced fashion. However, you can unrig it if you make the artificial intelligence believe you are a true donk.

Example hand:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $50.00
BB: $21.30
UTG: $60.20
MP: $21.00
CO: $56.65
Hero (BTN): $48.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3 3 (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $1.00</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $1.00, SB folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $6.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $12.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $15.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $20.30</font>, Hero calls $5.30

Turn: ($43.85) K (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($43.85) K (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $43.85 ($2.15 Rake)

BB had 9 5 (two pair, Kings and Nines) and LOST (-$21.30)
Hero had 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Kings) and WON (+$20.40)

I suspect FTP will not be rigged against me for at least a weak now.

[vixticator]

Getting up from table and moving to left of lag when seat opens, smart or unethical?