An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem)

[ooinsight]

Why would you want to get drunk to [censored] your first time given you know you can get laid in the situation? Maybe you should start your plan of attack differently so you can be more confident your dick will work right.

[thing85]

I've always said that the best foreplay is drunken Sonic the Hedgehog followed by the possibility of smoking. Seriously, I'm hard just thinking about it.

[Blarg]

We should ask gorie for her confirmation regarding whether sonic the hedgehog is what women really want.

[Blarg]

It really doesn't make a lot of sense otherwise. The guy bangs her twice yet can't get inside her? WTF does that even mean?

[diebitter]

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Now I'm starting to believe that you're trolling. This last post was too dorky and weird to be true.

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woohoo, another member of the 'Troll Spotting Club'. I'm pretty sure the numbers are growing every day.

[captZEEbo]

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We should ask gorie for her confirmation regarding whether sonic the hedgehog is what women really want.

[/ QUOTE ]clarification: sonic wasn't foreplay.

Furthermore, I don't understand why everyone keeps reading the thread and posting after my 5th post "OMG TEH CAPTAIN EZBO IS A DORK! LOLLERS I'M THE INTRANET KING!" Wow, that must've been really hard to deduce I was a dork after I posted I was a 22-yr old virgin!

Also, I never had a problem getting it up the whole time, and alcohol doesn't really affect it too much for me.

On to tonight. We didn't get that drunk (she more than me b/c girls get drunk hilarious fast); we had some smirnoff ice triple blackberry or something, and then some sweet mixed drinks made by her sister and then some peppermint schnopps. After that we played some hu sonic the hedgehog where I crushed her. She tried distracting me by necking me etc, but I definitely won b/c I did my best to ignore it, BOOYAH! I then gloated for awhile, but I don't think she really cared b/c she wasn't trying.

After that we threw on Lethal Weapon 1 and were making out and not really watching the movie, and then her niece came in and that was a hassle, b/c we had to watch her for awhile (she was pretty annoyed too even though she really loves her niece).

Finally, we get to the bedroom and we are kissing and necking and tearing eachother's clothes off like I'm the king of internet pornography stories (read: Dominic). I don't give her head because I've never done that before (I'm afraid of it, remember [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]), but I fingered her. So she is SUPER-satisfied as per usual. Then we get the condom and put it on and it was kinda goofy b/c I didn't know how it was supposed to work and she didn't either. She put it on and pulled it down really far and I was like wtf is that right? I kinda thought condoms would only go on half-way and there'd be a bigger pouch at the front for sperm and stuff. In retrospect that doesn't make any sense, but at the time I was nervous we were doing it wrong. I considered double-checking on OOT, but decided we should just stay in the moment and take our chances. We pulled it all the way down and it looked really ridiculous to me. We didn't need any ky jelly or anything and I just put it in. The whole time she seemed really into it, and she said it didn't hurt her at all. I tried to hold out as long as I could before I came to give her maximum pleasure, and I think I made it pretty close before she climaxed which was about 6-8 minutes or so. I have no idea how real sex works. How long do most people last before cumming? I know since I have no practice I wouldn't last longer as others, but I can't imagine going on for a long time. Anyways, she said something like "This must be what a g-spot really feels like" which I thought was kinda funny b/c I thought I was already hitting it before while fingering her, but I guess not.

After that we cuddled a little bit and talked. I was kinda confused why it didn't hurt her, and she said her hymen might be really thin or she might've broken it before or something. I really have no idea what I did wrong before, because it felt the same all 3 times I did it. Also, doing it with a condom isn't all that great, so I convinced her to start taking birth control and I might chip in for it unless that'd be too weird (she doesn't make any money b/c she's a poor college student).

Also it's funny how nice to me she got right afterwards. Like we went back in the family room to watch some tv with her sister's family and they made food and stuff. And she kept being like "hey can I get some pop for you" or "do you want some more egg rolls". She's almost always super nice and great and stuff, but she was really extra nice even though I didn't even make her climax while sticking it in (which I thought would be a disappointment).

All and all I really like her and am glad we took the next step in the relationship. I'm happy we waited for awhile since I wanted my first time to be when I was in a meaningful relationship. When I was younger I kinda planned on having sex. I plan on trying to get better at sex by practice mostly. I can probably figure most stuff out on my own. Well actually if anyone has some good links for different ways to please a woman, I'd be happy to look at them.

[george w]

LOL

[Alexthegreat]

ahhh, you rule at OOT.

[MCS]

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She tried distracting me by necking me etc, but I definitely won b/c I did my best to ignore it, BOOYAH!

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Your play, brilliant in my opinion

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So she is SUPER-satisfied as per usual.

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Awesome.

[Baseballer02]

Your first time absolutely sucked, you're just unable to realize yet.