You know you play too much poker if...

[nichtsnutz]

...when your girlfriend grabs your man meat (indicating she wants to have the sexytime) and you're afraid she might be bluffing.

[KhalynYohrk]

deciding not to go out because it would be -ev

[eviljeff]

when you're doing some stuff and then you're like "I wonder what it would be like if I was playing poker"

[Ace0fSpades]

- You refer to your friends as nits when they act cheap
- You spend idol time during the day dreaming about moving up and making profit calculations
- You think about asking people to "run it twice" in applicable situations

[Clayton]

- you don't watch 24 since it's on Monday

[React1oN]

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you shuffle the cardboard coasters at bars...

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lol. guilty

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[SneakyFerret]

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when you tell the dealer you want to stay in Blackjack and tap the table, not realising that this means you want anotehr card [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] .

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I can't tell you how much money I've lost doing this

[ebepse]

i sometimes call people donks in rl, which isn't that bad.

when i hear birds chirping it sometimes sounds like poker chips and i get excited

[Toe-Knee]

You realize you've read a lot of these are straight out of This Comic

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You try and postpone the sexual advances from your girl until your done with your tournament. Causing missed oppertunities at the good stuff.

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You idly look at the number plate of the car on the road in front of you, and your brain goes 'STRAIGHT DRAW!!'

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You read AKQJT as card/numbers on car plates

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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "8 ... 9 ... 10 ... Jack ... Queen"

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[Dakotasdad]

You spend more time on this forum than interacting with actual real life people.............

I bet over 50% of the people here would qualify.