Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[jae686]

Mike Sexton:

"as we say..."

[Chimera]

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When the money goes in and the cards are turned up and the player who is ahead starts calling for blanks...

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A couple weeks ago, I was watching the '98 ME on ESPN Classic. Kevin McBride was all-in and started screaming "RED RAG! RED RAG! RED RAG!" in his annoying, whining, nasal voice. If I could afford a new one, I would have thrown something through my TV.

[Daniel Magix]

“he needs a Jack and a Jack only, or his tournament life is over”

[amplify]

"Shuffle up and Deal"
"The Cooler"
"Chris 'Jesus' Ferguson"

[bsheck]

People calling top pair an overpair makes me want to hurt small animals.

AT vs KT on T high flop. "Overpair against overpair". ARGH!

[NicksDad1970]

"When are you going to pay me?"

[Ace-Ex]

AK is my least favorite hand.

I always lose with Aces.

How about that they held up for once.

Anyone who says "dog" or "bra".

[TimmyMagic]

"This is really exciting Vince as we get to see the players cards, this gives us a great insiight into the playeeers miiiinds" or words to that effect, EVERY SINGLE EPISODE WITHOUT FAIL.

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[surfinillini]

WOW...after reading this entire thread I have decided to NEVER AGAIN speak at the poker table again

HONESTLY !!!!

[JCool]

Mark Seif

"Everyone wants to be the first PPT champion"